Tired of the same old tried costumes?
Witches, Scarcrows, Slutty Cops, Nurses and School Girl, be hanged!
Let's hook it up with Mark Foley, Patricia Dunn, Borat or, if facts aren't you thing, try everyone's favorite uninformed cognoscenti, Stephen Colbert.

I suggest you rock on over to Forbes.com and check out their truly frightening crew of Halloween masks of the frightening, oppressing, depressing and just plain ol' disturbing.

I suggest you might want to stay away from the White House when trying these masks.

They mistake you for the real thing.

Have an ookstacular Halloween, Kids!