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Wednesday, August 23, 2006


Jax and I have got it. Our myspace is up, our email is up, we have flyers (where the contact information needs to get edited, but, otherwise, we're laughing!

Are you coming?

August 31st, @ 9pm
Revival's Stone Lounge
783 College Street West
$10 advance & guestlist / $12 at the door
Guest list: jamaent@gmail.com

www.myspace.com/jamaentertainment

Come one come all, and let's have a great party!

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

I'm getting closer to my big break.
Today while flipping through the channels I saw my place in the background of MTV E something or another.

wow.

Look at that my condo. On MTV.

Jax just seems to think that I could just walk in and get hired. But, I don't think she truly understands how rough around the edges I am.

Keep on working.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Have you ever had a weekend that was so full of goodness that there really is no way to describe it?

From Friday to Monday, I was on the go! From a house party on Friday, to checking Nicola out at the studio on Sunday I was out and about!

The Friday night party was a wicked crew, from the League of Hotties to my girls, I was on cloud nine? Could it get better? Oh, yeah, it can! You know that feeling when you wake up next to a total hottie? Well how about crashing in on another total hottie naked in bed?

Ahahahahahahahaha.

I LOVE MY LIFE!

Just to keep the record straight: Nothing happened. I'm sure you were waiting for some great details, but, truthfully. Fully clothed & fully unviolated I learned that I'm hot. Aahhh yeah!

Oh the crashing in on the naked hottie? Well, Brian, titled the Captain of the League of Hotties, he's one sexy man. I couldn't resist when I knew he was hooking it up with my girl. I had to run in and wreck their shit! But, even the appearance of KC straddling didn't seem to stop anything... Hmm... maybe next time cold water?

Nah.

Saturday was just breakfast with the LOH, video games and meeting up with Alex in the PM for dinner. Home again and in bed.

Sunday, I woke to a start to my phone ringing and Samuel Jackson inviting me to go and check out Snakes on a plane. Once up, I just toddled around my apartment in my underwear until it was time to meet up with Miss Nicola for some singing action in the studio.

Monday morning got to work early, sent out my mass text messages to my contacts to remind them about Nicola's show and now here we are after work and I'm heading out to see my girl sing sing sing!

My apologies, I thought I would put something down quickly.

I can always edit it later!

Unkle - Rabbit in your Headlights

I love Thom... I love him I love him I love him I love him.
Artists...
Here's another stellar track by UNKLE featuring Thom's vocals.
Watch the video if only for the very last moment.
It's SICK! SICK! I TELL YOU!
Forgot about this video... awe bringing back the days of university.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

I FOUND THEM!
My super cute sleep set with CANDY written across the back.
Ah, La Senza you're lingerie might be poorly made but it's oh so cheap and in my mind that remedies any ill you might habour!

"Don't be afraid to touch. I know you think I'm a good girl."

I like Amerie! If solely based upon the awesome fact that's how I mistype my name (on occasion!) So she and I share a bond that she will never understand.

I wonder if Amerie spells Marie when she mistypes her name?

Will these nails dry already?!? I have to head to the beaches and meet up with Jackalacka and Fiona for some public drinking and girl talk on the dock.

And tomorrow?

LA LA LA LEEEEEEAGUE OF HOTTIES!
Y-YEAH!

"I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho"

aaah, Fergie! Truer words were ne'er utter by a babe.

Okay, my nails have got to be good... The ghetto cam is going to make an appearance and tonight, it's going to work, kids!

All the party people in the house!

August 31st, 2006 at Revival

party party party!

Cover $10 advance/guestlist or $15 at the door

Funk, Soul & RnB

This is one party you don't want to miss!

Karmacake is going to be there, so are all of her hottie girls.

If I told you anymore, then it wouldn't be a surprise!!!

MWAH!
kc

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

I would dream as someone as beautiful as you.


My first official myspace e-pick up line!

Did it work?

No.

Why?

Because, it made me feel a little dodgy.

Boys: Here's a piece of advice, if you don't know a person and you think they are special you A) Don't randomly message us with a come on. B) Don't wear a cowboy hat in your photo. C) Check out the girl's blog, if she's notorious for slamming internet men, then chances are good she might do the same to you.

I felt almost as skanky there as I did on Captain Flinder's Countdown Cruise to Death.

ugh.

Frankly, the idea that Santa is always watching frightens me.

Not enough to bath in underwear. I'm hoping with all the bad things that I do in my life that a little peep show is in order to hopefully balance the scales. In my favour, of course.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Do I dig the conservative party?
Nay, I do not dig the conservative party.

But, while I was lying self(over)-medicated on my couch in the throes of crippling cramps I flipped to MuchNews where a dude was panning Prime Minister Harper. Pleased with where this was going, I stayed tuned in.

Why was he being panned?

Harper didn't show for the AIDS conference, here in Toronto.

Why, I, Karmacake, thought he didn't show?

With a war in the Middle East & Sri Lanka, Cuba's dictator passing away and USA poised to gain power over the tiny country, Hurricanes, Terror Threats, and all around badness, not to mention a new Miss Latina Canada about to be crowned. There's a lot on The Harp's mind besides the usual "Breath in, Breath out".

So I was ready to defend the lout.

Why I'm no longer defending "The Lout" (aka - The Harp)

BECAUSE HE'S NOT IN TORONTO TALKING ABOUT CANADA'S STANCE IN WIPING OUT THE BIGGEST PLAGUE OF OUR GENERATION BECAUSE:

Because he was too busy paying tribute to the importance of defending Canada's Artic Sovreignty.

WHO THE FUCK WANTS OUR ARTIC!?

Dear Prime Minister Harper,

I truly don't understand why the public isn't consistantly in your favour.
I mean, just because you're in a minority government doesn't always mean that the majority of Canadians didn't want you in power. Oh, my bad, it kind of does!

Regardless, keeping in mind that the population keen on having you being the choice candidate to run our country down the tubes, is also one rumoured to be indifferent to contraceptive. And, while this is in line with the propaganda of the religious sects, one can also see how this might not be fabulous for protecting your people from STD's such as... AIDS!

So in the invested interest of keeping your cushy spot as the official butt boy of Gee Double-ya. You might want to protect your people and just sit in. You don't even have to say a word, like you've proved on countless other issues, you really don't have anything important or valid to say.

The Artic can wait, let's just say it's assets are frozen.

sincerely.

kc.


YEEEEE-AAAAH, BOYZZZZZZZZ

KC (AKA - HOLLYWOOOOOOOD) OUT!

Friday, August 11, 2006

WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS?!

I'll never get them, you will never see the shots from the League of Hotties.

Who are they?

My friend Angela's Boyfriend's Boys.

Why are they The League of Hotties?

Because they're hot! duh. Well the highest concentration of hotties in a given group.

They get extra bonus points for not hating me for being sick in their car & passing out mid day. Further to that they gave me a sweet nickname, "Hollywood"... why? Not sure.

But, I LOVE IT!

Wednesday, August 09, 2006



Operanation is coming. Save the Date.
Click the image to go to the Operanation website!

Four Season's Opera Center
October 13, 2006
Canadian Opera Company (C0C)

Want a ticket? Just email me. I'll be happy to give you the details as we get closer to the big night! karmacake@gmail.com

Tuesday, August 08, 2006


So we all have to start somewhere.

Small Room Live had a great taping July 23rd and now it seems like the show is getting buzz worthy. No, it's not on tv. No, we don't even have a completed website. And, no, we don't even have one episode completely edited, but, it appears that people are talking.

Today, I logged into Toronto-Franco.com where Erol Özberk wrote a great little piece on our first taping, the bands and the hosts.

The show, lead by co-hosts... intends to offer viewers a strong, energetic, and colorful look at fresh new bands to hit the Canadian Indie Rock scene

Not bad, not bad at all!


So before I blog about the weekend, the insanity that ensued, and my fabulous new nickname, I thought I would share with you Small Room Live's tiny bit of fortune.

Friday, August 04, 2006

The weekend is sneaking up on us all... So before I leave you, I thought I would post my all time fav episode of Clone High.

THE FULL EPISODE!
On the sunny beaches of Canada (where it is always summer) Ashley Parker Angel hosts Cleopatra at his presitigous dance academy (that coincidentally has the cameras running 24/7).
Ghandi becomes a rap star.

ENJOY

Do you like outdoor movies? Sure, we all do!
Well how about a free outdoor movie featuring La Lohan with a Simpsons chaser?

aaaaaaaah yeaaaaaah!

Here's the release that I just got in my inbox:

UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO HOSTS FREE OUTDOOR MOVIE NIGHT

The University of Toronto welcomes the community to its St. George campus
for a free outdoor movie night on Thursday, Aug. 17 at dusk -- approximately
8:00 p.m. -- behind University College.

The feature film is "Mean Girls", starring Lindsay Lohan, which was filmed
on the St. George campus. In addition, two cartoons with U of T connections
will be screened: an episode of "The Simpsons" written by U of T alumnus Tim
Long, and "Odd Job Jack," featuring the voice of U of T alumnus Don
McKellar.

Movie-goers will have a chance to win Blue Jays baseball tickets and lots of
other premium U of T gear.

The story starts with myspace.
Ah, myspace, where Ryan Reynolds, regardless of accepting me as a friend, has yet to accept- much less respond!- to my invite to chill.
What up, Ry?

Myspace is wicked. It allows me to surf through people's connections and listen to all sorts of music that I would not necessarily have access to. An armchair concert, if you please!

As I was embarking on one of these journeys, I fell prey to an epileptic seizure encouraged only through incessant electronically generated beats of Peanut Butter Disco. Though, the nap was nice, I decided it was best to continue my quest of click ins.

Time passes, and a bulletin comes up from the very same Peanut Butter Disco. They remixed Beyonce, Nelly Furtado, Madonna, TLC, etc, and it's all available streaming online. Apprehensive of another epileptic fit, I get my summer student to listen first. When the coast is clear I tune in.

You know what, this shit ain't so bad! For me the art of the mixes lie in PBD's ability to recognize and properly manage contrast. Beyonce's "Crazy in Love" is paired with subtle guitars waling on their wah wah's and throwing down an eclectic homeage to the brooding style of the mid 90's... but, still not losing the funk of Beyonce's vox.

Nelly Furtado, known for her amazing acoustic covers, has her track "Turn off the lights" managed acoustically. This treatment is almost as infectious as trolling around myspace for hours. Almost, but not quite.

PBD has worked on 15 tracks with detail in mind. Kylie Minogue's "Slow" is like a later deviation of Garbage, Christina Milian's "Dip it low" is intriguing but, a little out of the pocket, with an upbeat pop rock beat and Madonna's "Music" remix is a safe and somewhat generic remix with a sweetly playing Spanish guitar overshadowing the hook. Honestly, "Music" wasn't such a hot song in the first place, and really, Peaches had the right idea when she refused Madonna to work on it, and even though PBD didn't make it any better, they didn't make it anymore offensive.

So if you're up for an interesting deviation from mega mixes and power pop polluting the world, check out what this little known outfit has done with some of your fav hits.
PBD Remixes

Thursday, August 03, 2006

This is the funniest way someone has reached Karmacake:

DATE: 2nd August 2006 TIME: 19:48:59 SITE: karmacake.blogspot.com/
CLICKED IN FROM:
search.msn.de/results.aspx?srch=105&q=gents in pantyhose&first=71&FORM=PDRE7

Whilst shopping for some lovely gents in oh so tight pantyhose, MrMisses X from Munich, Germany stumbled upon my happy home on the net.

I'm sorry to dissapoint you.
No men in pantyhose.
But, lots of pennies for thoughts!

Like lots of my friends I'm trying to gain notoriety. Some are doing it through singing, acting, dancing, but, me, I'm trying to do it being me and talking about the things I like :)

Maybe blogging.
Maybe.

lol

okay, back to the point I'm trying to make! For the few that are notorius for being the artist and the brand, the super stars, the ridiculously famous that are known by one name only. I'm talking about the Britney's, Justins, Lindsay's and the Hilary's (Who I think should be call Duff but that besides the point!) of the world. This select and "lucky" few (great, lucky is in quotations. I think she's making a cliche- I mean- point!) work so hard to gain acceptance and celebrity only to be built up by the press just for the purpose to get cut to shreds at a moment's notice.

Fame is of course a game of money and power. But, there is one realm where the money and power are never in question. The media, the paparazzi, the gossip are it. It drives fame and regardless of how hard artist push against it, the vast majority of their fans crave the gossip. Their love is just as destructive as their hate!

So what happens when you lose popularity? You are ripped apart...

in shreds.

You see it now with Mel Gibson. At one point at the top of his game, now he's an anti-semite? No, he's a drunken, defeated, aging actor who got caught running his inebriated mouth off. The media is right, he did say something inappropriate, but, he didn't kill a baby. The sensationalism of the media is wholly manafested in the retelling of the Mel tale.

But, it doesn't matter what I say. It matters what the columnist say and they say, like the grim reaper taking another soul, "Mel, your time is up."

It's not just Mel Gibson either. Tom Cruise (but, I think he's genuinely nutty AND gay), Tara Reid and Britney Spears.

So if you're wishing for fame, know exactly what it is you're asking for. The reality is, as soon as you get comfortable at the top, the world is there to cut you down. How you handle yourself is important, Maryl Streep and Uma Thurman I think are perfect examples.

Why?

Because they always stayed lovely.
They know what they want.
They know what's important.

kc

Wednesday, August 02, 2006


Just like Perez Hilton says "Best Emmy Ad ever!

KC agrees.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Bonjour! Allo! Salute!

For the multiple folks out there who grew up watching Téléfrançais, let me indulge you right now.

Click Here to Listen to the Theme Song

Remember that cranky Ananas? The loveable Sophie & Jacques? The Bitchin' Squelettes? The creepy puppet Pilote?

Here is a link to some Youtube action.
Coconut Colin lipsyncing to Téléfrançais' theme, naked infront of his webcam as he reads the song lyrics out of the corner of his eye, is just weird. But, there's a video of Les Squelettes singing a song about parachuting.

Téléfrançais FANTASTIC!



With the slight increase in interest in my little blogspot comes an increase in mail.
For whatever reason, a smidgen of folks have questions they want answered! And, to be honest, it seems to be a whole lot of the same questions.

So for the few of you die hard fans from Canada, USA, Japan, UK, Indonesia, France and Netherlands who visit my blog daily, this one is for you! So you better be listening, because I'm only going to answer the questions once.


1. What the hell was the deal with the chef?


For about a year and a half I dated this guy. He went to culinary school and by virtue of that association I called him a chef. He would wear chef whites, and toddle about in cooking supply stores and even though he wasn't grade A, he still had some enduring qualities about him that made me want to cater to him. I guess there can only be one caterer in a relationship.

He subsequently dumped my beige ass.


2. Was he nuts?
Nuts? I don't think so. Most men can barely multitask as it is. How can I expect this guy to manage a relationship and sort out his own life? I really don't have the energy to sort another human being's life out when I have my own to contend with.
Plus, an on again off again relationship is far from entertaining. After the 5th or 6th time I started to understand, we had a serious problem!

If my ex is reading this then he ought to check out the song "The Rest of my Life" by Sloan, "Sunday Morning" by No Doubt and finally, "Smile" by Lily Allen.


3. What happened in PEI that some chick was ranting at you about it?

Among my expat friends it's rumoured that the PEI-Hater is a girl I went to highschool with. She left the island to pursue an unsuccessful acting career was forced to return to the island and now I think she's leading a relatively disappointing life.

This is rumoured and unconfirmed.

In the end we all hate when we're jealous of what someone else has. I'm gaining a tiny bit of success and hopefully that will continue. Maybe this woman's life will take a pleasant turn. But, her maliciousness is not good for karma.


4. Are you single?

Yes.


5. Do you want a boyfriend?

Are you offering?



6. What else do you do besides blog?

You obviously don't read the blog often. What I don't blog about, I don't want anyone to know about.


7. Do you eat meat?

If you count beef, pork, chicken, lamb, occasionally goat and fish, meat, then yes, I eat meat.



8. What pisses you off?

People that don't return phone calls, people that pretend they like me when they don't, breaking a nail and people who don't listen/pretend they know me.


9. Do you have a nick name?

Karma, KC, Mingy, Mingy Ree, Ree, Reedles, Nic, Lola, Skanky Bitch (thanks Tara), Mingy-kins, that tall girl with glasses, Cutie.


10. What do you wish you could do?

Surf, skateboard, play guitar and lose my baby fat. Oh, and write phat rhymes, yo.