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Sunday, December 24, 2006

Merry Christmas to all my beloved readers and then some.

Sorry I've been bad with the updates, but, there will be some good posts coming soon enough.

Regardless, it's the holidays so you shouldn't be online, go out and enjoy the day!

Love!
kc

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Now try DRAINSPOTTING!

I'm very serious... click here

Friday, December 15, 2006

It's been a crazy couple of days!
Last night I rocked on over to the Rivoli where Erol and I caught my friend Gilson's stand up.

Don't worry, that guy I used to date didn't put me off of comedy for long, I'm actually kind of getting into it! The night had a fabulous line up of diverse comedians, and although some rocked the Riv harder than others, I was totally entertained!

Now, of course, at the cost of my soul. Which, if you're a faithful Karmacake reader, you understand is at scarce supply these days. Click here to see when the decaying began.

It started innocently with Jean Paul's fantasy world of cocks for sale like carrots in a grocery, progressed to giving a girl a cold to find out how long it takes her to recover from it as a easy AIDS test, peaked at fucking cerebal palsy girls committed to wheel chairs, plateaud at throat fucking and then a moderate increase at fucking a cross eyed chick... or what is the Tampons as Thank You presents.

In the end, the humour ran high, the alcohol ran freely, and although, Miss Diane from MTV Canada was hosting it with slurred speeche and a beer in hand, she maintained her assertiveness over a crowd of dirty mean.

Oh wow, insanely tired, I'll have to finish this tomorrow.
Sorry!

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

I know what you're thinking and no, it's not a song by Peaches.

As I was cruising the net, in that way I often do, I came across a unique website called "Bush in 30 Seconds". Although established in 2004 as a campaign to raise awareness to President Bush's inefficacy as leader of the US, Bush in 30 Seconds transferred the voice of political advertisements to the creativity of everyday Americans.

The concept: Have a competition that encourages the public to create an ad that challenges Bush as the ideal leader of the US. You can make an animation, gear it towards children or adults, you have complete creative freedom. It doesn't matter what you do in the political ad, except for, you have got to make it compelling.

Every year a few dozen Washington consultants churn out political ads with similar messages in similar formats. Subsequently, people tune out. Truthfully, that kind of defeats the purpose of a political ad. So a group of musicians, photographers and executives come together and decide to fight the apathy and make people notice political ads.

Not to mention, make people notice the devastation that Bush has inflicted upon the American people. Is this a shocker to you? Regardless of whether this website is 2 years out of date, the messages are absolutely true to this day. George Bush has compramised the integrity of the US, in terms of National Security, has damaged the US economy and has single handedly ransacked the environment and to what profitable end?
I don't think any.
Yet, the wicked boy who's throwing sand in the faces of his playmates, needs to take a time out. Just like the people who voted for Bush. All of you TIME OUT!

And, watch these videos.

Highly witty, they apply as much today as a warning to voters looking to elect a similar president into power.

Go check out the website here watch the films and enjoy everything they have to offer.

Apathy amongst voters is a common thing these days... However, if we didn't posses any power with the vote we yield then projects that seek to expand your mind to the devastation of Bush, such as Bush in 30 seconds.

Brilliant website.
Brilliant concept.
The Truth will breed strength in the numbers of people who want change.

There were a few things that were mentioned on the Liquid Lunch today, so I thought if you got to my blog, you deserved to find those links:

1. Patricia Fields - Sex and the City and Ugly Betty Costumer has her own fabulous online boutique of fabulous shopping for the thriving fashionista in us all.

2. Foxy Originals - The original jewellery line that's been sported on Nelly Furtado and Paris Hilton is a Toronto brand! Not only that you can purchase it across Canada and the USA, but, you can read about it in magazines from UK's OK, to Flare, CosmoGirl and LouLou.

3. Mickey Avalon - junkie post-pop cure for the rock and roll blues. His debut self-title album was released November 7th and has not left my cd player yet.

Monday, December 11, 2006

You know you shouldn't be dating the guy you've been seeing for 2 years when he makes you listen to his favorite song called "The Lap Dance is Better When the Stripper is Crying"

Word to the wise ladies.

Standing right behind Alan Thick, TV's favorite dad, is a bloated looking Karmacake.

You can imagine what a thrill it was to be in his presence. I was beside myself! I was aglow, agog with admiration and gushing with loveliness... Because now I can tell the world I am 2 degrees of seperation from Leonardo DiCaprio. I still have his assistant's email address.

Never before that day of discovery that I could potentially be fixed up on a date with Leonardo DiCaprio, have I been as excited as I am now to be on Natradio's Liquid Lunch tomorrow at 1pm.

Yes, all of my KC readers across the globe and tune in and hear me, Karmacake, take on popculture with words you can hear, instead of words you can read. It's a rare treat, and I hope you all tune in! If you don't, I will cry, and if I cry, I will hold you personally responsible and with rage in my heart, I will find you.

So don't forget to Click here to listen in tomorrow December 12, 2006 at 1pm!

Tune in.
Enjoy.
Laugh.
Give me feedback.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

I found this on my blog search, and I needed to share it with everyone...

http://www.overstock.com/?page=proframe&prod_id=1930936

Are you as creeped out as I am.

I've seen a few films lately that have reaffirmed my faith in Hollywood films. For a while, who wanted to go? Thin plotlines in aggressively long diatribes not only are boring, but, the definitly put a shelf life on the time one can sit in those seats.

Yep, the quality of a film can be measured in how fast it takes for your arse to get sore in the seats.

Am I right, or am I right?
Damn straight I'm right, Child!

So please stick with me for 3 films that will entertain you and keep your bums from going numb.

1. Casino Royal - For an obsessed Bond fan, Casino Royal is pure decadence. Daniel Craig's charisma matched with his undesputed talent charges the screen with sophistication and rugged sensuality. The women in the theatre were swooning, while I was stiffling squeaks of joy.
Daniel Craig plays James Bond with a sensitivity not seen since Sean Connery. He nailed it. Go see this movie!

2. Borat - Cohen's devastating humour will violate you mentally, physically and spiritually. He will grab ahold of all you thought was bizarre about the USA and wring the truth out. What will drip down is a film that can only be watched to truly understand the impact it will have on your life. You will feel dirty and wrong, however, you will want Cohen to make you feel that way over and over again.
My only question is, how will Cohen ever top this? Matching is mediocre and falling short will be inexcuseable.

3. Blood Diamond - A film that will leave you feeling changed. You will be on the edge of your seat for the duration of the film. You will laugh, you will cry, you will leave understanding greed in the face of senseless killing all in the name of our hunger for diamonds.
I walked into the film, feeling cocky, "How can this movie make me love diamonds any less?" Well I still love them, I just don't want to wear them, unless I can be sure that the product is conflict free. Which means, after watching this film, I'm buying vintage, antique or I'm hoofin' it to the diamond mine myself to extract my own stone.
Performances in this film were bar none the best across the board.

Please, go see Blood Diamond, you will leave feeling that watching that film truly was the best use of your time.

There's only one place where you're going to find one of the purest voices of our generation. It's in the UK, it's on television, the show is called X-Factor and the wunderkind is 21 year old receptionist no more, Leona Lewis.

Lewis hails from London, UK and posesses a voice that can not be described better than with the tears I was compelled to shed when I heard her rendition of "Over the Rainbow."

Simon Cowell called this performance "The single best performance I ever witnessed"
I consider Lewis to be the one performer who has redeemed "Idol" inspired television shows. I'm glued to the YouTube just so I can see more of her performances.

I suppose there's no going back to her life as a receptionist!

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Find me a person who doesn't dream of sporting a bad-ass tattoo? Heck, obviously it is THE thing to do because even children are asking for them. So for your karmic pleasure, I present to you the Phat Tat Guide for People Who Can't Commit.

I'm not talking Henna tattoo, stick on tattoos or heck even realistic temporary tattoos (yes, mum I know you ditched my collection when I was in high school)

I'm talking about these 2 options.

1. The Gr8 Tat2 at home tattoo kit for kids. Spinmaster Toys has created a number of tattoo kits for children, including the airbrush tattoo kit. Finally, Spin Master Toys have figured out a way for kids to open up their own tattoo parlor!

SCREW THE LEMONADE STAND!
I-Tattoo or the Gr8 TaT2 kit, has a soft, safe pulsating action tattoo pen that creates realistic and washable designs with dramatic effects. If you're not convinced, why not read an actual comment from a proud parent:

**** Butch, Tattoo artist from Texas, from Home of the Dallas Cowboys

My kid tattoos better than I do!


My kid is now more skilled at tattooing than I am. We sure do have fun.
One word - darling.

Finally, a Christmas present that trains our children for a profitable career in, or out, of jail.

2. Freedom-2: The First Safe Tattoo Ink.
Yeah, this isn't an at home tattoo kit, but, it's pretty cool still. Harvard Scientists have figured out a way that they can tattoo safely with an ink that is easily removed. The ink, which is applied in the standard and somewhat repellent process, can be easily broken down by laser light and absorbed into the body.

That's it. There's no comic value, what are you expecting? KC to open her mouth and cut the product down to size? Nope, I'm jazzed about this product and cannot wait until it's available in Canada so that I may finally get a tattoo.

Why? Because, I'm a wuss, and, I like to have the option to reverse the decision.
I cry too.
Commercials, movies, and tv shows.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Save your money on the following:

1. Pusateri's home made lemonde. The concoction is brewed from the recipe on the side of the Realmon Lemon Juice container. I know this, because, I hate Realmon with a passion. The taste and gag reflex were identical.

2. Pusateri's Healthy Snack. Heinous. soggy oats layered in curdling soy product and Billy Bee honey. The 3 berries on top are hardly enough to warrant the $5 price tag on this retch inducing parfait.

High end groceries should not be excused for poor product.

December is turning into a fabulous month of people, parties and periodic moments of insanity!

After a fitting for Roma Rush's upcoming boutique opening and fashion show, I hit Urban Supper Club's party at The Cosmopolitan Hotel. The Fabulati were out for mingling and delicious snacks in The Designers Suite. The martinis flowed like blasphemous sacrament on unbapatized heathens and I kicked them back with delicous piety.

The party escalated with Canadian Opera darling Measha Bruggergosman infecting the crowd with her fiercly charming style and laugh. Bustle Clothing co-creator Shawn Hewson was present and was more than happy to share laughs over Fashion Week anecdotes. Yep, the crowd was a good one, regardless of the two heinous women who proceeded to make out in the sauna. The food was good, the company great and the suite, gorgeous. I rate the USC party a B+

Thursday night, Foxy Originals Friends and Family sale. Sale. SALE! The lower level of Empire Restaurant and Grill on Cumberland was transformed into a fabulous accessories sale. So I purchased a bevvy of items ideal for the gift drawer in the closet and for me!

Left the Foxy party and rocked on over to Amber to eat a 20 dollar lamb burger, but, the feature was no necessarily the food but, the mysterious appearance of a 6'8" Tranny. So like the transexual white rabbit I followed what this woman had to show and she took me into a den of highly meterosexual men and overly processed Tarterati. In the centre... Ben Mulroney.

To dispell the myths, Ben Mulroney is as he is on tv. Vacant expression, tanned, and I couldn't tell if his skin was injection molded plastic or simply just caked in 4 inches of make up. And, like two simlarly charged magnets, I was repelled from the crowd.

My fabulousness would have surely been lost, and Amber, lost it's sparkle.

It's Ben Mulroney's haunt.
Not, KC's.

We must never exist in the same space.
Ever.
ick.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006


Yep, geek dancing is fun. It happens mostly with Jax I realized.

Enjoy, Geek Dancing Photos!!









Tuesday, December 05, 2006

If waking up to the shrill voices of The View castmates wasn't terrible enough, you can now sip your morning brew with the four wackos of morning tv silently judging you from a calming blue background.

For $15 US, you can own this hideous piece of porcelain to remind you of the women you never want to become.

Rosie: The homosexual Rev. Jesse Jackson
Barbwah: The only woman who can break you with a lisp.
Joy: The opiniated, misinformed Jew
Elizabitchl: The Crazy Right Wing one.

If you're not sure if Rosie is accusing you of being a homophobe, or if Elizabitch is going to start crying because you think the war in Iraq is futile RELAX and sip sip sip your way to sterility! The floating disembodied heads will surely qwell your desire to ever have sex again. And that is completely unrelated the potential lead poisoning you may incur from using the mug.

It's true the following was posted on the mug website:

California residents please be advised, as per the Prop. 65 Warning: Use of leaded tableware, for sale on this Website, will expose you to lead, a metal known to the State of California to cause birth defects and other reproductive harm. FDA compliance: California law requires all ceramic tableware products to comply with U.S. Food & Drug Administration standards for lead release.


Why? Because, the women on The View, they hate you and your life too.

Don't worry about that feeling you get when you look at the mug. Now you can retch and have a place to catch it too!

Monday, December 04, 2006

I thought this was fitting to post right after the Charlotte's Web post... An hour ago, it was reported that George Clooney's pot belly pig kicked it.

Yes, that's right.

The death of George Clooney's pot belly pig, Max, is an important matter and I'm glad that Clooney's publicist, Stan Rosenfield released a statement. Why only last week I was thinking, "I wonder how George Clooney's pot belly pig is doing. I wonder if he's been able to control his weight problems. I wonder if he's even met a new girlfriend."

The cause of death is undetermined.
Probably heart troubles caused by excessive midsection girth.

George Clooney no doubt is sad.
I can be loyal, eat excessively and squeal with delight!!
I also would LOVE a 18 year relationship with George Clooney.

George, why not upgrade. Gimme a call. I won't look at you tearfully when you eat bacon.
I'll join you.


Like smoking during the funeral of a man that died with lung cancer, as is wearing fur to a screening of Charlotte's Web.

The original love animals "they are thinking beings too good to be chopped up for dinner" movie had a message that my 6 year old brain understood back in the day. However, the message was missed entirely by Miss Kimora Lee Simmons, who showed with her children sporting fur fur and more fur.

Chictard award goes to a fashionista.
You lost it baby.

I tried to find another photo but I couldn't. So I stole this one from Perezhilton.com...

Apparently, the woman was there with her children... where are they? Standing out of frame so mommy can cling to fame, no doubt.

Next week Kimora Lee Chach Shot?

Sometimes, when inspiration hits, I'm knocked off track. I had intended to post a light a lovely blog then I came across an article about anorexics and bulimics using the internet for support.

Support to continue their eating disorders!

If you've been following the blog for a while, you know I'm a huge supporter of realistic proportions for fashion models, acceptance of varied body shapes in the media, as well as, educating young women to never feel inadequate about their bodies. So you can imagine how it was important to me to write about this.

Anorexia and Bulimia are intensely complex disorders that has psychological, neurobiological and sociological components. But, regardless of the disorders complexities, it is a demon that is hard to fight. The pressure to be thin is apart of the noble quest for beauty. However, while the majority of women accept their shape, many others are willing to sacrifice their health to obtain it.

Now with the internet, the rise of the Pro-Ana subculture seeks to normalize the disorder positioning it as a lifestyle choice rather than a mental disease. Pro-Ana discussion boards provide support for those in denial as well as provide tips on how to maintain the lifestyle. This includes, suggestions on how to maintain a mask of a normal eating habit to please concerned loved ones.

"I feel sooo empowered right now! I managed to dodge my lunch problems and have only had 35 calories today!! I love it!! Keep thinking thin ladies!!"
- 0wishicouldbe0
Think that's upsetting? Try reading Augusta's blog she goes states that just wants to wake up and be thin and beautiful. For me, she is like the poster child for a trend that is becoming all too common. This year at Toronto Fashion Week, models were particularly gaunt, the only food available was lettuce, people left feeling poor about their shape instead of inspired by the clothes.

Celebrities are diminishing before our eyes, and while gossip rags denounce the freakishness of their slight figures, they heckle them when they put on weight.

Two models have died already this year. And, while Spain has already put a ban on skinny models, we have yet to apply the same laws in Canada. Where will the madness end, the world can accept that eating disorders are real, they are a disease and they are promoted by the media.

Girls of the world, I'm laying it out for you, right here! The effects of poor eating effect more than just body size. Not eating induces the following:

- growth of hair all over your body
- slower heart rate and reduced metabolism
- Deficiency in vitamins and minerals leaving you open to get sick sick sick!
- Reduced immune system function
- Pallid skin and sunken eyes

and the list goes on. Eating disorders are not an effective lifestyle choice.
Your car doesn't run without gas.
And, you die when you don't eat.

Feed the models, Heal the children.

Sunday, December 03, 2006


We shot the scene!
Done! Done! Done!

In the dining room of my condo, five fabulous women (Irma, Karmacake, Erin, Laura, & make up artist Sarah), and our directort joined forces at 8am in the morning and filmed a scene for "The Unspoken Words".

It took a lot to get to that point, including cast members dropping out last minute, illness, death, location changes, date changes, runs in stockings and constant fits of giggles between sips of Turkish coffe.... It was a long hard road, but we made it. And, in record time our scene was shot.

The shoot was a discovery experience for all of us and has easily translated into some other side projects. Including a fun series shot for YouTube, featuring us girls tackling hard topics of pop culture with fierce sobriety and irreverent humour.

Stay tuned, my sugar plums!

The film is to be released in January.
And, Karmacake can be found passed out on a couch in her living room.
I'm exhausted!

Saturday, December 02, 2006

The Karma curse:

When I open my mouth and I say something that, by all means, would be true or highly probable it takes a desperate turn south.

My recent post in regards to the Liberal convention had me call him out as a non-contender. After the results, Dion is the Liberal Party's new leader.

Dion, you can thank me later.

Now what else can I bless?

Friday, December 01, 2006

Here we go, Kids! Put on your seatbelts, Paul Martin's successor is about to get voted in and you better be ready for the results. Because, the man they vote in will probably be "The man who would rule Canada."

Who is up for grabs?

1. Bob Rae - Recent Polls favor him. I know you're wondering why, does it have to do with his age? Vote him in, and inevitably he would kick it before we would even reach a Federal election. Or does it have to do with tonight's speech, which "will express a passion for Canada, knowledge of Canada, experience solving problems in Canada and running a government in Canada."

hardy har har.

Liberals might be blinded since his sister dated Trudeau in the 60's Hell if that ain't a seal of approval from the patron saint of Liberals, then I don't know.

But blessings will be revoked when the candidate abandons the party for the NDP and then fucks up Ontario during the 1990's. What are Liberals thinking?!

If Rae is voted in, the Liberals obviously aren't thinking. Yeah, Rae has experience, experience in screwing up. Please, I refuse to blame the recession! I see that as the challenge by which a leader would have conquered in their bid to earn the title of good leader.

A title Rae obviously did not earn AND in turn, tainted the reputation of the NDP's in the process.

2. Ignatieff - Oh Michael Michael. With your wacky wife, and your big mouth, you would be an entertaining leader. You had the most popular suite at the Liberal rally at the beginning of the year. He's probably the lesser of the evils, organized and steadfast are two qualities he presents. But, he's got no sparkle and shine.

3. Kennedy - Definitly the hottest of all the candidates. And, don't you know that good looks are an important factor when choosing a candidate? He believes in maintaining the unity of Canada and nay's the Harper notion that Quebec should be recognized as a nation within Canada. Justin Trudeau supports him... and we all love Trudeau! Sasha, if you're reading this, call me.

4. Some dude named Dion - Look, I don't know who he is but I think he got 16 percent support. I wish I could say more beyond he's an academic.

There you have it.
They vote tonight for a man they hope You will vote for tomorrow.
We'll see.