Telemarketers Aren't Always Evil: A Handy Guide!

As the title suggests, they aren't always evil. I really thought it was important to talk about telemarketers and their role with Not For Profits (NFP). Then, I want to go on further and explain how to easily identify potential scams. My mother told me about how she and my father have received some dodgy calls only within the past month or so!

So I'm going to tell you a very poignant truth about telemarketing and NFP's. And, I'm going to do it in that hand dandy numerological way that I have!

1. Telemarketing Campaigns Are REALLY Efficient Ways to Raise Money. Believe it or not, it's true. So it's usually apart of an annual schedule for any and every organization in one form or another. 1 Telemarketer and a script can call about 30+ people in 1 hour for the approx cost of $20/hr and potentially bring in thousands of dollars! In comparison, a mail campaign has a designer cost, your time you took to create the text, the printing cost, the mailing cost (out and return) AND on top of it all, people normally throw it out on first glance, so usually a mailing campaign can consist of multiple mailings and even then you're lucky if you get a 1% return, in my humble opinion!

2. You Already Created a Relationship With the Organization! It's rare to get a call out of the blue. List sharing is all but extinct these days for NFPs. So chances are you're getting a call because you bought a ticket or donated before in the past. Why is list sharing extinct?...

3. Privacy Legislation Has NFP's Scared Shitless! The privacy legislation does not specifically mention their guidelines applying to NFPs. Therefore, NFPs are, in some cases, overly obsessed with maintaining the privacy of their patrons because: THEY DO NOT WANT TO BE THE ONE ORGANIZATION SINGLED OUT TO BE THE PRIME EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO DO! They can't afford it financially and they can't afford the publicity. So you're name is relatively safe with a NFP.

4. Non Reputable Telemarketers are Easy to Sniff Out! The name of the organization normally appears on your call display and the telemarketers will identify themselves, "Hi, this is Joan Blow calling from the Canadian Opera Company" not "Hi, this is Tony I'm calling for a charity".

5. Relax! If you don't recognize the name of the organization, but, it sounds like something you would like to give to. Chill. Giving over the phone isn't your last opportunity! Write down the name of the organization and then zip over to the Canada Revenue Agency type in the charity name and if it exists it'll be there along with their contact information. If not, you saved yourself a scam. *insert "the more you know" jingle and shooting star*

So the next time you get a call from an NFP asking you to give, be kind! If you don't want the call, tell the representative and they will input that information on your file so you won't get a call again!

Easy Peasy. Widdly Weasy.

Next post I promise will be something fun... Maybe some celeb gossip?

The Story of Guns, Violence and Death in the T dot.

Today police released the identity of the 15 year old victim of Toronto's 78th murder. The young girl was out enjoying Boxing Day shopping along Yonge Street, near Eaton's Centre, when her life was senselessly ended by the selfishness of some male teens involved in a dispute.

However which way we examin the details, the truth remains that we have a serious problem with gun violence in Toronto. This year, our murder rate only rivals that of 1991 when violence again spiraled out of control.

Whether the gun toting teens were influenced by the media, who can say. But, what I can say, is that even 50 cent (shot 9 times & survived) who's music epitomizes gangsta life and who's presence symbolizes the triumph over an individual's desire to distance himself from such a life. Obviously Teens just don't get it! If 50 liked being a gangsta, chances are he still would be! But, he's not is he, he's doing something productive so that he can enjoy a jewel encrusted platinum life in Hollywood Hills.

You ain't gonna get there toting guns outside a camera shop on Yonge Street.

Paul Martin's ban on handguns is a ridiculous proposal! A flippant response and an uncharismatic slap in the face to the Toronto public, who sees violence rise among teens, some obtaining handguns illegally. Propose a ban, and we will only notice more illegal devices litter our terrorized streets. Duh. Remember prohibition!? Well maybe not, but, we all know the tales of bathtub gin and rum running.

You want change, spend some time and examin why the kids are doing this, and then fix it. Is it poor education in their area? Lack of programmes to occupy children after school hours? Is it the inability for teens to participate in activities they truly wish to be apart of? What is it?! Or is the education system so out of touch with today's youth that it doesn't even engage them?

I highly doubt that the death of 15 year old Jane Creba will signal more than a rash band aid "solution" from local officials, a number of weak political "promises" from scrambling politicians, and overall disappointment in the Toronto youth.

Look Out! Left Overs!

After Christmas and we have a whole heck of a lot of turkey.

What are we going to do with it? Well, eat it of course!! Turkey and dumplings stew, turkey salad and turkey noodle soup.

Before we know it it'll all be gone!

Boxing Day With the Babes!

December 26th came and for most it might seem as if Christmas is over! AU CONTRAIRE!!! In fact, for me, that meant a small reunion with some of my best girl buds from high school (Three oaks Senior High, that is!) and the newest addition to our click, little wee Isabel!

The agenda included one main point of business: Catching up.

Cathy is a personal trainer with Goodlife. She also is a proud mama of a VW Golf and apparently is making BIO DIESEL in her back yard. She assures me that there is no noxious french fry smelling fumes.





Tanya is an intrepid spoken word vixen. (According to CBC, she's in the top 3!) Could Tanya be the next prosetic muse to transform into the internet's hottest Punshine?

Lindsey is back from Liberia where she helped many people and I believe oversaw election stations with the UN. (Here I am showing her a slick choke hold I learned in Toronto. ARGH!)


Catherine is recording her second album and is enjoying motherhood! You can go visit her website and listen to clips from her first album, heck, BUY her first album! All by clicking HERE
Isabel can't really talk, but, she's already learned how to flirt. She smiles like a pro!!

And, then there's me! Well, you know all about me don't you, my faithful internet audience! I'm just a happy go lucky, gal, in love with a chef and just trying to be me.

It's so good to be home and see everyone!

Attention Women of Toronto

Mitchell S. is a Girl Friendly Guy.

I have ordained it so. And, because I have ordained it, it is true.

He is certifiably a good guy.

kc

Santa: Cookie Pusher.

It dawned on me the other day -Santa Claus doesn't eat the cookies you leave out for him.

Think about it, how could he? Nobody could ever eat billions of cookies. "So," I thought to myself, "What could Santa possible do with all those cookies!?"

I now have a theory.

We all know the setting: Santa Clause, a jolly old soul, spends his time with his wife, elves and reindeer in a charming village in the North Pole. He spies on children monitoring their overall goodness, while the Mrs. feeds the reindeers, and the elves build electronics out of wood... or something to that effect.

But, something here just doesn't add up... the econonmics! North Pole could place Santa Claus as a resident of Canada. Think Santa is beyond paying his civil obligations!? No sir, if the Queen pays then so does Santa!

Recalling the 1999 leak of Santa's Private Diary we see a grim picture of elf teamsters, union woes and rival holiday mascots. All is not sugar plum dreams up in Santa land. You can read it all here.

My theory is that Santa, unable to maintain the idealistic life he is accustomed to, resolved to not eat another cookie again. Instead, once, he slides down the chimney and removes a present or two from his sack, he replaces them with the cookies left out for his enjoyment.
He then returns to the North Pole, heavy with his baked bounty, where he passes the load off to the elves... Are you with me now? You may be more familiar with these teamsters as "The Kiebler Elves". These characters then package the cookies and resell them to the public.

In the end, the revenue generated goes to bills, the village, pay cheques and reindeer upkeep. Oh did I forget to mention, it also goes to the internet bill where Santa does his shopping for all the presents for the world's good little boys and girls.

You didn't really think that Ipods were fashioned from wood did you?

Trying to Find My Inner Celebrity!

It all began here.

And, it ended up. here:


According to this new technology, I look like Juliana Moore. Fascinatingly accurate, wouldn't you say?

Interestingly enough, this technology (face recognition) is being employed for security to help ensure terrorists aren't plotting a devious plot.

Somewhere, Osama Bin Laden is being mistaken for Angelina Jolie.

Madge Cash!

Have you heard? Madonna just unveiled a limited edition line of wine.
However, unlike Madonna, wine ages well.

You want some? Get it here.

Ginger Cookies and Electric Generators

Here I am on Prince Edward Island for the holidays! To some that may not sound so exciting, for others it might sound truly exciting... No matter which way you slice it, it's home.

At the moment, it's unusually temperate in the house. Normally, M&D (Trans: Mum and Dad) keep the house fairly fridgid. When I suggested I turn the heat up, I got the reply "Just put a sweater on. It's because you're not dressed properly"

My attire:

Mum-knit Woolen socks
Jeans
Long sleeved t-shirt
Hooded sweater

However, I have to admit, unlike my mother, I wasn't wearing a fleece jacket.

So I resigned to a day in the kitchen, baking tirelessly in an effort to heat the house from the kitchen out. Just after the ginger cookies were finished, Dad proposed we go for a drive and look at all the houses lit for Christmas. SOUNDS GOOD TO ME! LET'S GO!

I make hot chocolate (dash of cinnamon, splash of cream!), pack some fresh ginger cookies and we hit the road! We drive up to North Rustico where we discover the most charming house, completely covered in lights! The massive front lawn was populated with a nativity scene, life sized wooden reindeers, gingerbread houses, elves, and anything else related to Christmas. There even was a mechanical drummer boy beating his drum while invisible speakers played holidays favorites to passers by.

Surrogate Santa!

This holiday season I have decided to do something different by committing to raise money for children, youth and families in need.

I have signed up as a fundraiser for the Children's Aid Foundation Surrogate Santa Program. This means that I have set a modest campaign goal of only $50, and need your support to help me reach this goal!

The Children's Aid Foundation provides education, enrichment and abuse prevention programs to abused, neglected and at-risk children and their families in communities across Canada. The Foundation is a registered charity and is in the unique position of guaranteeing to donors that 100% of their gift will go toward programs benefiting children and families served.

This holiday season, the Children's Aid Foundation's goal is to provide support to 1,750 at-risk, disadvantaged families through the Surrogate Santa Program. They will do this through the generous support and committment of donors and "Virtual Surrogate Santas" like me.

A gift of $100 will provide a holiday meal to a family of four and a small gift for each child. A gift of $75 will provide a gift and a piece of much needed winter clothing for a child and $25 will allow them to purchase a gift for a child or youth.

Donating to my campaign is easy! Just click here and follow the directions https://secure.e2rm.com/registrant/StartUp.aspx?SID=735114
For more information on the Surrogate Santa Program please visit www.surrogatesanta.ca or contact the Foundation at mailto:surrogatesanta@cafdn.org. For more information on the Children's Aid Foundation please visit www.cafdn.org or call (416) 923-0924.

Thank you for your consideration!

KC

You've Got to Spend to be Poor!

Well, here's the latest in mind blowing idiocy from the Federal Government:

A heating rebate for low income households.

Doesn't sound so bad, right? Well, let's do what I normally like to do on KarmaCake and just crack this puppy wide open so we can see why this is ridiculous.

Now, a heating rebate for low income households sounds absolutely great, doesn't it? Individuals earning less than $30,000 annually could be eligible for assistance that will allow them to, turn the heat up! Approx. $250 for families and approximately $100 for single person dwellings or those using electric heat. But, if we look beyond the income criteria, the Liberal Government has tossed in variables that will undoubtedly make it unlikely that you will receive a credit.

Sad AND true.

If you:
- Use, on average, no less than 10 kilowatt hours on home heating you don't qualify. According to the Halifax Coalition Against Poverty (HCAP) the average budget concious household is using approximately 6 kilowatt hours, and even at that they are finding it challenging to afford heating their home. Anything less, you are in the cold!

- Earned in excess of $30,000 in 2004, you don't qualify. Instead of evaluating individuals CURRENT needs, the government is basing qualification on an individuals 2004 income tax statement, Guaranteed Income Supplements (GIS) and families entitled to national child benefit. It is obvious to say that someone's fortune can take a dramatic dive downwards in one year. Therefore, this rule must be amended! It completely excludes a whole group of individuals, and replaces them with individuals who are in the reverse situation: low income in 2004, higher income in 2005.

And, in the case of seniors (most of whome are only living off of $14,000), yes send them rebates, they do deserve all the help they can get. But, the majority are in living assisted housing and are not responsible for their home heating costs. But, they are automatically mailed a rebate cheque. The same applies for low income families, in most cases, they are not paying for their home heating.

- If you're dead, it doesn't mean you don't qualify! Because of the numbers being based on 2004's GIS that means approximately 80,000 currently deceased seniors will be receiving a home heating cheque.

- Your name is not on the heating bill, you don't qualify! This seems to be obvious, however, perhaps you are a tenant responsible for paying the heat in your unit, however, the bill is under the name of your landlord/lady. What do you do? Put on a sweater, because, you ain't gettin' no dole from the government, Sucka! Even if the landlord attests to your ownership of any month's bill, it won't work. Or, if your roomate has the bill in their name and they are earning more than $30,000.

- If you don't apply, you don't qualify! The government has done a lot not to spread the information about this rebate. I live in Toronto and happen to tune into the Maritime version of Canada Now, that's where I heard about it. I then logged on to the CCRA website where I found no information with the exception of a 2001 news release. Then a search in Google, confirmed it is an active program, but the forms are not readily available online.

Toronto Sun has an article, but, you need to pay $10 to read it (or go to the reference library). Ottawa Sun has an article which is free, but, it doesn't provide information on how to apply. It does, however, call the program a "boondoggle" and a "fiasco". It does exist, it was announced on October 6th, 2005!

Alberta, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland, BC are all provinces that you'll find information on the rebate. The Halifax Coalition Against Poverty has drop ins where they will assist you in filling out the form (
http://users.eastlink.ca/~hcap/) But, the Ontario Coalition Against Poverty, doesn't seem to offer the same service (http://www.ocap.ca/) feel free to ask them why.

I've written to the Ontario Government requesting more information, if their response will be like previous questions I've asked them, I won't get a response. But, if I do, I will post it here!

In closing, I think this program is an ill attempt to woo welfare subjected Canadians to vote Liberal. It could probably work a lot better if it wasn't for the obvious fact that they don't really want to pay out millions of dollars. In fact, they feel that the uptake has been SO LOW that they are cutting millions from the program for 2006!

If they advertised, provided drop in locations, and were more careful on who they mailed the automatic rebate to, it might be more likely to make less Canadians think even less about The Liberals.

Right now, I'm not so hot on them, this was the tipping point.

Couple Nicknames

Although it's not a couple nickname, I really must giggle when I hear "Fedderjerk" -the new nickname of Britney Spears' ex-husband.

Coincidentally, Britney's wedding ring was replaced with a skull and crossbones ring. I take it the break up was less than amicable? Does this mean that skanky barefoot Britney will come back to us?

Update: Things That Annoy Me.

1. Restaurants that substitute beds for tables.
How are you expected to eat lying on a squishy bed? How pretentious do you have to be to go to one of these places? Silly. Awkward. Gross.

2. Restaurants that pretend "Rock Lobster" is "Real Lobster"
You think we can't tell we're paying $15/lbs for a miserly, gritty and tasteless piece of warm water lobster that was flash frozen and shipped up from Brazil? Please!

3. Enormous religious statues as decoration in hipster dining holes.
Imagine, leagues of tragically hip urbanites with more money than sense sipping on over priced technicolour cocktails underneath the watchful gaze of Buddha. Listen, Sweetheart, maintaining a close proximity to a religious idol is not going to A)Guarantee the success of you restaurant. B) Make that roofy you slipped in your date's drink apart of communion.

Brave New World!

I was originally going to post about vanilla today. I saw this really fascinating tv show that talked about the history of it, and it was so interesting that I wanted to share it with the world.

Where the posting changed was when I logged on my computer and I saw the headline "WORLD'S FIRST FACE TRANSPLANT". Vanilla, cool no more.

So get this, doctor's in France performed the world's first partial facial transplant on a women disfigured by a dog attack. The donor is a brain dead patient who's family gave consent to the doctor's to harvest the chin, nose and lips.

Now before you start jumping all over the place cursing the possible ethics of this new procedure -chill.

The women who received the transplant had severe difficulty to speak and chew, according to doctors. This surgery, if successful, will give new hope to people suffering from severe burns, and disfigurements. It's a surgery that's more than cosmetic, it's a slice of normalcy for the people who have difficulty operating in everyday functions without it. People with such previously irreparable injuries used to have to suffer as it was near impossible for doctors to correct.

I fear potential psychological ramifications for the recipients. To wake up in the morning and to see you have someone else's face, it must be a huge shock. And, a little scary!

If you want to read the full article for yourself, just click here

Suspension for Violence

Child violence is on the rise! How do we get kids off the streets? How do we stop gangs?

To solve your problem, let's do what Ontario schools have been doing: Kick the kids out of school! If you think I'm joking, I'm not! I'm serious about this one.

The Ontario Safe Schools Act was passed in 2000. It was a measure implemented to ensure a positive scholarly environment for school employees and the students. In fact, Bill 81 clearly states the purpose of the bill is to promote civil codes of conduct with the following outlined:
"3. To maintain an environment where conflict and difference can be addressed in a manner characterized by respect and civility."

However, recently, Ontario schools have reached record numbers for the amount of suspensions taking place! 152,000 students were suspended in 03-04, 40,000 more suspensions then in the previous year. Do you feel ill yet?

So what does Bill 81 say about discipline?

Section 302 of the Bill addresses discipline with the following:
"(2)A board may establish policies and guidelines with respect to disciplining pupils, and the policies and guidelines must be consistent with this Part and with the policies and guidelines established by the Minister under section 301, and must address such matters and include such requirements as the Minister may specify."

Are you still with me? To recap, everyone in a school must follow the codes of conduct which includes addressing conflicts with respect if that doesn't happen, then disciplinary actions must take place and are not limited to the students, teachers and administration are accountable as well!

Stay with me, I'm getting to a point here.

According to the Bill, a request to suspend a child must go through a council or a board in order to review and make the decision. HOWEVER, the kicker is, if you read on in the document you'll see that pretty much any stupid action a student makes in school can be cause for immediate suspension without a review. In fact, the last deviant activity that a student may possibly commit is listed as this:

"6. Engaging in another activity that, under a policy of the board, is one for which a suspension is mandatory." So technically, a student can get suspended for ANYTHING!

Now here's my point. I think that threatening children with suspension from school is a deplorable punishment. Studies have proven that higher the education of a pupil directly effects on the positive way these students will interact in society. A difference between perceiving violence as a solution to problems and not. So why would the apparently sage individuals who created such a document, as well as those implementing it wish to provide such a disservice to the next generation of Canadians?


Kids will be kids. And, suspension is apart of the ultimate punishment for children. The minimum suspension term is 1 day to a maximum of 20 days. However, the average suspension term that Ontario Schools are implementing is 20 days to a maximum of 1 year! What the fudge!?

So who are being suspended?
The article in the Toronto Star details the disabled as well as minorities are being targeted. Students who already have a high risk of dropping out of school and potentially leading deviant lives! One student suspended was a 6-year old autistic child who grabbed the teacher's assistant's breast! He was suspended for sexual harassment. I believe that a 6-year old had as much intention to molest a T.A. as a turnip wants breasts! Let's be realistic here!

Who is the administration accountable to?
According to the bill, it's accountable to anyone involved with a school. A parent, a teacher, a guardian, etc. In fact, the bill is supposed to be reviewed periodically to ensure that it is fair, with a major review taking place in 2005.

Well, reviews have been taking place, but, MPP Liz Sandals (Guelph-Wellington), chair of the Safe Schools Action Team, said the format won't change tonight or in Thunder Bay and Sudbury next week. She said the discussions are designed to ensure every participant gets a chance to speak. However, only 10% of those attending the meetings will actually have a chance to speak, but, they won't be heard by the entire Ontario Safe Schools Act Action Team. How painfully futile and ineffective.

In the end
We have a ridiculous system. It's just not working, children are being punished for doing the absurd activities that children are known to do. They don't fully understand the depth of their actions they only think they are being cool. I think it's highly irresponsible of the powers that be to allow decisions on a child's suspension to take place outside of a review. I also believe that using suspension as a first course of action is intolerable.

By stunting students education I believe is not just punishing the student, but, is encouraging potentially volatile behavior that will undoubtedly effect the community on a whole. That is, if the child decides to drop out and engage in deviant behavior, which, the studies supports taking in account the majority of those suspended are minorities and those with disabilities.

What I suggest is solitary confinement for the child, if the child does something heinous, like death threat, violent behavior against a peer or a school official, possession of illegal narcotics, you get the point. The child, alone, is confined to an empty room with nothing more than the days lessons. The child is required to come to school early before the majority of the students arrive, and leaves the school after the other children leave the school. They are escorted in and out, they aren't allowed to speak to anyone other that the teachers charged with keeping watch over them.
The can see out the window at the kids playing but aren't allowed to interact. They are segregated for a day, no more than a week. And, the punishment can also include helping out in the school after the solitary confinement. They can help in the special ed classes, they can help out in the office, they can pick up garbage on the school property.

The benefit, the child is punished in a non-violent way that does not effect the child's right to an education and with the combination of school service it instills a sense of involvement with the school in the child.

Nothing funny about this post. I'm just disgusted at the flippant over use of the school system's equivalent of capital punishment.

If you want to read the Ontario Safe Schools Act for yourself please go here:
http://www.edu.gov.on.ca/safeschl/eng/ssa.html
If you want to write to Liz Sandals and express your view on the OSSA you can write her here:
lsandals.mpp.co@liberal.ola.org
or visit her website here http://www.lizsandals.onmpp.ca/index.htm
To read today's article at Toronto Star go to: http://www.thestar.com

If you email Liz Sandals and you get a response, let me know so I can publish it here.

Did Parliament Fall or Just Trip?

The headlines have reported it - Canadian Parliament Fell! Succumbing to a no-confidence vote, the Liberal Party bit its lip and was held accountable for deceiving the Canadian people.

Is this really going to make a change in the government? I'm not entirely convinced about that. While having conversations with my friends about who they are thinking about voting for, the majority stated they would vote for the Liberals - as if there was NO CHOICE!

Canadian apathy rears its ugly head again!

I think it's because young Canadians are tired with leaders that lack charisma. We want Trudeau and we only have the option of Paul Martin, Stephen Harper and Jack Layton. With that line up, it's obvious, we consider the Liberal party the lesser of all the evils.

Think about this: The Liberal Party did not only disappoint Canadians, but, Bono as well. If you don't know what I'm talking about then you're already lost. sorry.

We all know what happened with a Conservative at the helm! We still are trying to heal, not so much over Brian Mulroney's bombastic ramblings that he accomplished more than any other prime minister since Sir John A. MacDonald. But, more trying to heal over his hand in the creation of Ben Mulroney.

If anything, Canadians can unite over our common dislike for Ben Mulroney. I think preventing a future politician's son from polluting our tv screens is reason enough to not vote Conservative. Forget about their overtly archaic policies on gay marriage and marijuana decriminalization! Just know that, like Brian Mulrony, Stephen Harper also has a son named Ben.

CBC polls report that Canadians have little faith in the available leaders. Perhaps, before candidates roll out in their Political Popstar Tour Buses they consider image make overs. Because right now, it's looking pretty good that the Liberals take the helm to steer Canada.

Many Canadians are leary to vote NDP, even though their policies look pretty good. But, Ontarians are fearful due to their less than positive experience being a one time NDP province. I don't blame them! They were left with a shell of a province as they descended into debt. Has this tarred the NDP's to be forever thought of as bad at managing finances? Yes, that seems to be the comments I hear from the older generations.

I won't even comment on the Bloc Québecois. If there is nothing more ridiculous then a seperatist acting as the great Canadian unifier, then I don't know what is!

However, one exciting thing did come from all of this. We were featured on the November 29th episode of The Daily Show with John Stewart!

It was a thrill for me!

For More Information on the upcoming election, party policies and insightful commentary on all things election try http://www.cbc.ca/canadavotes/#

Slumming is the New Black!

So you want to know the latest trend in dating - celebrity style?

Forget incidious nicknames like Brangelina and Kimberlan! That's out out out! Anyone who is anyone is slummin' it these days!

From Britney Spears to Mischa Barton, they are all giving it a go. Finding parasitic men to adorn your glamourous arm is all the rage, but it does not come cheap! Yes, these men look like their are homeless, but, that doesn't mean they are satisfied sipping Bum Wine while cozying up to a roaring fire in a barrel. These men are not only catagorized by their bad hygene and ability to ride coat tails, but, they enjoy indulging in their partner's accumulated wealth. Be wary! They may cash your money in to pave their way for their own record deal!!

Another characteristic of successfully slumming it is by far the marriage proposal. Your trampy himbo will buy you a gorgeous ring with your own money, propose to you on the vacation you bought and allow you to make all the important decisions for the wedding you will ultimatly pay for. So romantic!! Often these men are serial in their attempt to land a celeb marital partner, take a look at Mischa Barton's new man, formerly engaged to Kimberly Stewart this past year!

So more handy then a wrench, carries more than a purse and costs more then a complete set of Louis Vuitton luggage on a private jet, is Hollywood's hottest trend!

Slumming it!

Winter Wonderland!

So this is Wonderland, is it? Snow criss crossing on its slow decent from the clouds. Slush forming in the gutters on a ice bevelled street. Torontonians cursing vehemently at the sudden appearance of frost on the winshields of their cars. The homeless huddling under laundry vents.

Ah! The eternal beauty of a Metropolitan Winter!

I really think it's the profanity spewing from the mouths of the elderly that really defines the whimsy of the season.

Yes, it can be beautiful if you own a big house in the country. Trimmed for the festive season, everyone is prepared to host parties and sip eggnog by a roaring fire. But, for us city folk, it's dirty, cold and smells like wet dog, every day.

So much for Winter Wonderland! There's no magic for me except the magic of salt and antifreeze on an icy uneven sidewalk!

ick!

Flooded!

10:30am the dam broke and the flood waters rushed in. We were trapped, suspended 9 floors above the ground. There was nothing to do but face the rapidly rising water.

Who would've thought that a water main breaking in my hallway would bring a little slice of Hurricane Rita into my downtown Toronto condo!?

I DIDN'T!

IT WAS CHAOS! People yelling, buckets filling, towels wedging, wrenches wrenching and water FLOODING!

After the chaos, I received two pieces of industrial equipment. 1 large and loud heated fan and one tall and blue dehumidifier.

Trust me they are loud, but, they are there to dry out the carpet before it starts to smell like bad!

Love & Life 101

I'm going to keep this short and sweet!

After talking to a friend of mine today I realized, friends can be unnecessarily harsh when giving advice on relationships.

Take a look at my girlfriend, she was involved with a guy and it turned sour because he wasn't ready for a commitment. Sounds familiar doesn't it? So after this came out, he quickly dropped off the radar to only reappear a few weeks later.

Now they are seeing each other on an "as need basis" as dictated by the guy.

Doesn't sound so good does it? As a friend I immediatly want to go for the jugular! "You're too good for him.", "You don't need that inconsistancy!", "You deserve better than that!" Honestly, it's like I go into autopilot!

But, I hold myself back. It's not about my happiness, it's about my friend's happiness. She's beaming about the apparent step forward towards reuniting as a bonified couple. And, maybe their current state of affairs is simple a phase! A phase that will ease the guy into feeling more comfortable about having a commitment.

So I try to relate, and I offer words of wisdom instead of advice. "If you love him, you should do what makes you happy. If it all goes sour you don't want to look back and think you could've done more. You don't want to have regrets."

In the end, who am I to say my friend's decisions aren't good!
People deserve to be happy!!!
ESPECIALLY my friends!

Walkerton Waterton!

After a 4 year study, it appears that many individuals in Walkerton who had reported liver problems, developped the ailment not because of the ecoli bacteria found in the water BUT due to drinking too much water!

The study goes on to say that they don't know exactly how much water an individual must consume in order for it to equal too much water.

So in light of the last revelation, scientists may admit that drinking some water infected with ecoli is in fact drinking too much water.

Marshmallow Mayham!

Ever dream of living in a world made out of marshmallows?
I did when I was 5. I never thought that 20 years later I would have a kitchen covered in marshmallow.

That's what happens when you're a domestic goddess making toasted coconut marshmallows from scratch.

I stopped myself from licking the cabinets.

I Fear No Hollandais!

I now use a blender and the sauce is super fab.

2 egg yolks
pinch of cayenne
pinch of salt
pinch of pepper
tablespoon of water
tablespoon of lemon juice
1/2 cup of butter. Melted and bubbling.

In a blender, blend it all, except butter, together until frothy.
Add the bubbling hot butter in a steady stream into the blender while it is running.
This will emulsify and subsequently cook the raw egg yolks.
In the end you have
HOLLANDAIS THAT DOES NOT SEPERATE AND DOES NOT SMELL FEAR!

And, that my friends, is hot.

I'm just not that popular.

So I had a job interview today with one of Canada's pre-eminant dance companies. One that is quoted as being on the "Vanguard of Canada's dance scene". Don't worry, I had to look "Vanguard" up in the dictionary as well.

I think the interview went really well! But, I was shocked to discover that I, one time Miss Toronto, was NOT featured on eTalk Daily! Come on, I thought their gig is featuring Z-List Canadian celebrities in uninteresting segments!?

Who was I beat out by? Amanda Walsh's sparse L.A. digs. Yes, it's true, the one time Much Music VJ left the job that epitomized her as "That Blond Chick on Much Music" to fine tune her grade 9 comic skills. In Hollywood no doubt!

I wish Amanda much luck in L.A.
I wish Brian Mulroony wasn't the most repellent host on Canadian TV.
I wish I get to be the next Much Music V.J.
And, I wonder if the Canadian Tire Guy is laundering his money through Canadian Tire.

What are Those Sounds!

There are scratching sounds everywhere! They aren't unique to one area, either! They move from place to place to place... scratching like something's trying to get in!
What IS IT!?

Could I Be Stressed?

Oh what a ridiculous notion, I barely ever get stressed. Yes, I was upset when I was let go from RTH (I still believe that was wrong), but, I didn't stress over it. I merely mourned for the world I got to know so well in such a short period of time!

But, recently, I went to a Halloween brunch at Chateau Nice and discovered that stress can exist even if you're unaware of it. In fact, as I discovered that day, stress can manifest itself in bizzarr-o passive aggressive and anally retentive ways.

I freaked out over scrambled eggs.

Say it with me:

Scrambled.

Eggs.

It all happened when I saw a stranger at the helm of eggs at a brunch for close to 50 people. It being noon, and me stressed in a heavy fog of self afflicted hypo glycemia, I said loudly to my friend, "I bet they put dairy with the eggs" I glanced at the large wok filled with scrambled eggs sitting in a murky pool of whey. "Yep," I said, "Sure did."

Then the conversation went like this:

"You put milk with the eggs didn't you?"
"I didn't."
"Then dairy then"
"Sour cream"
"Why would you do that? You see how the eggs seperated, that's bad."
"I know what I'm doing, I'm an expert"
"Obviously not if you put dairy with scrambled eggs. You mess with the proteins. They get-"
"Do you want to take over?"
"No, I want to eat eggs. Can I take some from the top here"
"NO! You want eggs theres some in the microwave cooked"
I think on what those eggs would look like..
"No I want those ones. They're cooked"
"NO THEY AREN'T! I cook them until all the liquid evaporates."
"If you to that the eggs will over cook, turn into nuggets and will be tough!"
"Do you want to take over."
"No, you've obviously got it under control"
I reluctantly accept the egg paste from the microwave and head to eat.

So a rule of thumb:
Never add dairy to scrambled eggs. They will seperate, you will lose moisture from your eggs in bucket fulls.
Yes you add dairy to quiche, but, you also add flour and you don't agitate it.

Trust me.

The Common Sense Diet!

Screw this obsession with weight! It's starting to mess with my mind! In a world saturated with processed foods, I am the #1 hypocrit!! I lack consistancy in my diet, and I'm sure I'm not the only one!
"Hello, all the ladies in the house that feel guilty after eating a scoop of ice cream!"

Here's the deal, and I've thought about this alot. I'm developing a diet called the "Grade School Diet". I am convinced, that pre-meditated, portion controlled meals throughout the day are the way to go! Get it?! Eat like you're in grade school! Go back to those days when Mum, Dad or Guardian would make your lunches, you rode the school bus into school and Barbie was the coolest accessory to rock your classmates.

For me, a typical day was like this:

1. Wake up, eat breakfast. Normally a breakfast cereal with milk, high in fibre.

2. Get to school, do the morning P.E. Class, afterwards have a snack. Normally, fruit, fruit roll up or granola bar

3. Do more school work... THEN LUNCH! Normally a sandwich or soup, a piece of fruit, some nuts, and a cookie.

4. Finish school, go home & have a snack.

5. Dinner, dessert,

6. Bed.

I mean, how sweet is that routine. It's calculated, it's to the point, it keeps the metabolism burning bright.

Where did it all go wrong? It went wrong when I went to university and I discovered that all those fabulous foods I fantasized about eating in grade school I could FINALLY eat because I didn't have a mother controlling what I was putting in my body.

A typical day went like this:

1. Wake up. "Why, hello cupcake and left over pizza. You're looking very delectable. I'll eat you after I finish this chocolate bar and beer" Repeat throughout the day.

Not good.

So now, screw the supplements! The fad diets and the binging! I'm going to eat healthy!! And, every other day, I'm going to do my own P.E. class!

Dammit, I wish I had one of those parachutes they had in gym class!

Maritimers Rejoice!

Do you long for the sweet sauce known as Donair Sauce? Do you lapsed into a late night craving for garlic fingers and donair sauce? Do you feel mildly cheated when you eat a so called "Nova Scotian Donair" and it's served on a Greek Pita with lettuce?

Well you are not alone.

As a Prince Edward Island expat, I think of donairs daily. Perhaps it's the absence of this delicious home town treat that makes me long for it even more! And, when local Upper Canadian businesses try their hand at recreating the delectable snack, it all goes to heck.

So for all of you out there, here's my own donair sauce recipe my donair meat recipe is a bit of a secret. After taking an existing recipe I tweaked it until it was just right! Use it in conjunction with the pizza dough recipe for your own Garlic Fingers.
NOTE: Mega bricks of cheese are on sale at Value Mart, No Frills and Loblaws this week for $3.99 that's enough mozzerella for lots and lots of garlic fingers!

Donair Sauce
2/3 cup Sweetened Condensed Milk
1/4 cup white vinegar
1/2 tsp garlic powder

Mix all together. You can't over mix this donair sauce... But it's going to get really thick.

Garlic Fingers
garlic butter (made to taste, garlic mashed & mixed into salted butter with a sprinkle of parsley)
Spread onto half a recipe of my pizza dough (see below) and topped with mozzerella cheese.

Cook. Cut into fingers (or soldiers for all my British readers), dip into donair sauce.
Eat late night, with a friend, drinking beer and watching silly tv shows.

mmmmmm.... sooooooooo tasty!

Pizza Recipe WAS GOOD!

Here it is, the pizza was good AND fast!

The recipe goes like this:

2 3/4cups of flour
2tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 cup of grated parmasen cheese
1 cup of milk

Mix all the ingredients together until you have a dough. Divide into four portions and top with your favorite ingredients. I spread the tomato sauce all over the crust from edge to edge.

It took only a few moments to throw together but, it helps to make dinner a little bit more interesting!

Enjoy!

What I Do On My Holiday

Ever since people found out that I lost my job, a flood of well wishes have come my way. From crazy men wanting to ask me out and accidentally calling up my sister to emails from past co workers asking me to stay in touch. However, the worst is the incessant barrage of "Have you found a job yet?" from those the closest to me.

Trust me, you'll all be the first to know!

But, while I wait for carple tunnel to set in from my excessive job applications, I amuse myself my most favorite way!

I COOK!

Today I'm making pizza. Here's a photo:


The soundtrack of choice is Feist's latest album.

Stay tuned for whether or not the pizza was good!

Unjust Dismissal!

It is official, I am no longer working at Roy Thomson Hall!
The decision is a shocking one, and has left many scratching their heads.

However, I keep my chin up high and a muddle on through to bigger and better things!

Battles at Home Less Important?

The other day, when I was making follow up calls for an education and outreach fundraising campaign, I called a local business.
Feeling that this particular charity has grave importance in occupying the idle minds of potentially great future community leaders, I have significant buy in. Especially with the wave of unprecedented violence that is ravaging the GTA! I believe that a program that focusses on giving opportunity to the underserved youth is one that needs to upheld with honour in light of recent events.

Do you know what this business' representative told me?

"We donated all our funds to Katrina Relief."

Was Katrina devestating? Yes. Were the victims victimized by their own gov't? Yes. Is the United States, financially, more than capable of taking care of their own? Yes!

What upsets me isn't that this charity was declined. It wasthe overwhelmingly apathetic attitude of Canadians towards their own emergencies! When flooding occured out west, I bet a dollar this company didn't step up to the plate. When Nova Scotia was hit by a hurricane years ago, I bet they dismissed it entirely. Now Toronto is hit by multiple shootings daily, and those we look to for assistance turn a blind eye.

My point is: If you are a Canadian, I would think you have an invested interest in making the country as strong as possible for the betterment of you and of me. A civic responsibility to take care of your own, so that collectively we can assist others.

The truth is: Canadians are filled with push/pull inclinations. When there's an appeal for emergency outside our own, we respond ten fold! But, when the emergency blatantly happens locally, we fain ignorance.

Yes, assist others, but, don't let problems internationally monopolize your funds!

Diet Food & Good Tasting Recipes

Would you think that 135lbs is heavy set for a 5'9" female?
Well, for me, the extra weight doesn't work out so well, so I.H.C.B. and I have decided to embark on a quest for ultimate weight management! The name of the game is GOOD FOOD AND GOOD FUN!

NO CRAZE! We've opted to negate the Protein crazy and artificial sweetener craze as viable solutions to weight loss. Reason being, scientifically supported facts!
Research supports that Atkins helps to lose mostly water weight. Therefore, go off the diet and it's inevitable the water weight will come back.
Now artificial sweeteners are an interesting tale. Besides the fact they are rumoured to encourage cancer, migrain headaches and they taste like crap. They actually confuse your brain to think that real sugar doesn't contain calories and can result in binge eating on sweets.

Excuse me, I'd like the cottage cheese on my bagel, not my thighs!

So we're excercizing more. Women tend to binge eat after a heavy work out, so we're opting for low impact easy to maintain activity like climbing stairs, walking instead of ttc and making grocery shopping a fun day on the town. Now that C.B. is cheffing at a trendy new downtown restaurant I have a feeling that grocery day will be date day!

The food! With a picky Middle Eastern half breed & an up and coming chef, we have no tolerance for food that blows. Even if we made it ourselves!

So if that's any testiment to the quality of the recipes I'm posting, then so be it.

The foods are high in fibre, low in fat and taste good. We aim for an entire meal to contain approximately 500-600 calories and should be easy to prepare.

Ingredients we're in love with:
broccoli
asparagus
spinach
prepared salad greens
lemons
chicken
lean red meat
parmasan cheese
cracked peppercorns
Bulgur wheat
Brown Rice
Pasta (yeah, pasta, deal with it)
Low Sodium Chicken Broth

Favorite Recipe #1: Bulgur Wheat Salad with feta and cucumbers.

I hate tabouleh. I hate how bits get stuck in my teeth and hate it, ever since I was little. This is not Tabouleh... if anything it's Tabouleh that I don't hate!

What you need:
Chicken stock
Cucumber, chopped fine
Crumbled Feta Cheese (I like sheep's milk feta.)
1/2 clove garlic mashed with a pinch of salt
TBS fresh parsley chopped up fine
olive oil (to taste)
lemon juice (to taste)
roasted pine nuts
Bulger wheat

1. Boil 1.5 cups of Chicken Stock. Reduce heat to minimum (i'm so serious!) and add in 1 cup of Bulger Wheat. Cover & Let sit for 10 minutes. Uncover, fluff & cool.

2. While the wheat is cooling, perfect time to prep the above ingredients in a bowl.

3. When wheat is cool, mix EVERYTHING together. Avoid adding salt to season in the dish because Cucumber soaks it up and will then turn to mush. Season when served!

4. Use a little oil and a little lemon juice to flavour it up.

I ate this for an entire week.

Stay tuned for more recipes and more commentary! Including, my shocking epiphany on the Food Guide, why people are lying about food, and why my father is Alton Brown's twin.

k

The Best of the Web

Here's an entertaining group of links to entertain you and to help you forget your fear of Americans.

The best of Craigs List TORONTO. Sexually Explicit with graphic language. You will find open letters from the Porn Stars of America, How to Get Along With Your Local Barrista & Open apologies to local waitresses

TTC Rider Efficiency Guide. Passed on to me by a resident of Chateau Nice, this tool will hlep you shave minutes off your TTC ride!

Model Resource - A handy resource for models new and old

Hard To Find Groceries. Vintage, Retro, it's all there. Including a hefty shipping fee to Canada.
Enjoy!

Music Heals Musicians

Come Sunday, September 25th, from 7pm to Midnight, an amazing concert
featuring a dozen of the most talented jazz artists from across the
continent!
Where? At the Distillery District, 55 Mill Street, Toronto, Ontario!

$20 suggested donation gives access to all 7 stages.

100% of all music, product and services are being donated.
No one is getting paid.
100% of all proceeds will be forwarded to the
New Orleans Musicians Clinic.

We all know the ravage that Katrina left New Orleans in. Not only is
it one of the US' oldest cities, but, it is also one of the richest
culturally profound cities in the world!

Funds go to the New Orleans Musicians' Clinic, which is a NFP that provides occupational medicin and comprehensive health care to musicians and their families. Keep in mind, that many musicians can make a living, however, in a country
that does not provide universal health care, a trip to the hospital
can break the bank and decend them into poverty.

By coming to this event you will help to assist thousands of
displaced musicians and their families, relieve depleated relief
stocks and in turn assist a community rebuild itself.

"The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should
love stop at the border?"

-Pablo Casals

RELATED LINKS:
NOMC - http://wwoz.org/clinic/welcome.html
MAIN WEBSITE - http://www.freewebs.com/torontobenefitconcert/
MY BLOG WITH DETAILS ON THE EVENT - http://karmacake.blogspot.com/

Lonely Days & Lonely Nights.

Today all sorts of great things ran through my head to post. You know, funny things, thought provoking things, things to keep my mind off of how lame it is to be home alone.

But, of all the things I thought about most was having my boyfriend see me, rescue me from my boredom and whisk me away to a land filled with tales of his first real day on the job!

He went to work at 7:30am and it is now 10:20pm. When you do the math, add pissiness times each hour in excess of 5:30pm that I don't get a phone call AND THERE you now have the total of me.

No need to say more.
I'm going to put away the supper and go to bed.

TIFF Closing Gala Party

I was there.
With 4 tickets gifted to me through the generosity of others.
I was there.

Dressed up to the latest runway style, accompanied by my I.H.C.B. (Incredibly Hot Chef Boyfriend) and his two friends (Simon & Robin), we hit the red carpet!

We entered the exclusive, invite only party at York Quay with onlookers peering hungrily from the side lines waiting for a glimpse of the hottest film stars. Unfortunatly, we are far from film stars, but, we strutted our stuff as calm as we could muster and non-chalantly handed in our tickets while jealous eyes shot daggers at us!

Once in, it was massive! Soft florescent lighting lined tented ceilings, while comp bars dominated landscapes dotted with suspended floral arrangements and catering stations. Eager party goers, drank, devoured and danced the night away while attempting to keep up appearances.

Miss Canada International and Miss Toronto Tourism were in attendance and acquired admittance into the VIP area which reportedly held LL Cool J. I sadly did not wear my sash, and therefore had to stay in the area of the great unwashed with Marilyn Thomson (one of the wealthiest people in Canada!), her son and his friend. Such wonderful people! But, the humour in this did not escape me! Miss Toronto Tourism, looking less classier than a street side harlot walked freely into the VIP area, run by the development department. She has little pull, little expendable income and little clout. Then an individual with the capacity to gift a large amount to the TIFF capital campaign was denied access.

There were no hard feelings, just jovial attitudes!

NOW PINK WAS THE COLOUR TO SPORT THAT EVENING! Pink is no longer just reserved for stomach remedies! See below for the photo of "Pinker Pan", sequins, feathers and shoes to match, she toddled around the party stealing giggles from the pretentious to feed their souls. Her faux pas may have been entirely intentional!

So finally after 3 hours of eating and drinking we left the party, looking as fabulous as when we arrived!

k

Film Festival High Lights

Toronto International Film Festival decends upon Toronto and as an employee of Roy Thomson Hall I get to be in the center for the Gala Screenings!
Limited ticket availability prevents me from distributing tickets to my friends, but, high celebrity presence makes me feel like I could potentially make more friends, shiny celebrity friends!

Not to sound like a downer, so far, I'm batting an average of zero.

I hung out at the security entrance at Roy Thomson Hall the other night, in my sporty and classy Film Festival Outfit. Military & Edwardian I've drawn from two of the hottest trends to make the mega outfit! The outfit alone has not drawn celebrities. Hoping for a phenomenom akin to a moth to a flame I am sorely disappointed. Celebrities aren't always drawn to style, therefore, I stand alone.

However, I was mere feet from Charlize Theron, but, too excited, I was mute. Afraid to speak to her, to invade her space I let her be. She appeared to be exceptionally humble and was introducing herself to the young female star of Mrs. Henderson Presents as "Hi I'm Charlize". So sweet, of course she knows who you are... YOU, are CHARLIZE THERON!

She was accompanied by her mother and had security guards speak very highly of her. The urged me to go and meet with her, but, again I could not.

She is very stunning in person and seems to be a charming individual. Charlize Theron is my new favorite female star.

I also saw Bob Hoskins.
Minor thrill as he was the salty detective in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
But, he appeared more imposing and less inviting then Charlize.

I might note that so far, a single star has appeared to rock the current run way trends.

However, fabby shoes abound in plentiful numbers across the board!

In other news... today is my birthday!

Karma-Vision: The quest to be the new Much Music VJ!

It happens annually and annually I pine to be apart of the magic. Finally, this year, I'm making it official. I, KarmaCake, will be reaching for the stars to become the NEWEST MUCH MUSIC VJ.

I can submit an entry to Much Music's VJ Search either by pre recorded tape or by going in person to strut my stuff.

So what do you think? My ever faithful Karma-Charmeleons? My audience from Iran, USA, Canada, England and further... Should I go in person? Or should I submit a pre recorded tape?

Post your comments and help this girl make Much Music apart of the next chapter in my life!

k

How Long for Relief?

Tsunami hit and it took approx 2 days to get relief from Canada to Sri Lanka.
Hurricane Katarina hits, 5 days pass and still no relief is transported to the disaster victims.

And they live in the same continent.

What gives?

My heart breaks as I watch the news this morning, mothers with arms wrapped around their children plea for help while starving children cry. It's a scene all to familiar to rural areas of 3 world nations, but, so foreign to see coming from mere miles away.

5 days without food, clean water, shelter, generators. The vast majority are underprivileged, underserved and overwhelmed.

Their own government deploys reams of troups armed as if it was a war to "protect" against looting.

So I ask... Is a human life worth less than a stereo?

I read in the paper today that one of the largest casinos in the area (Harrahs) bolted its door. This venue could have provided space and shelter to the hundreds of thousands clammering for some form of roof over their head!

A surprisingly lack of compassion is sweeping across not only the united states, but, the international community who seem to be reluctant to send relief.

If you want to help take matters into your own hands and send assistance I suggest logging into The Red Cross. They are reliable, experienced and are not a scam.

http://www.redcross.ca/article.asp?id=000178&tid=015

You can even Shop n' Donate via Amazon.ca. 7% of your purchase will go to the red cross. You can get there via this link. http://www.redcross.ca/article.asp?id=011274&tid=015

I'm going to stop preaching now, you don't need me to tell you that the United States has serious problems... that is beyond the hurricane.

I Coached the runner up to Miss Teen Canada International!

Here she is! Celia Wilson, Runner Up to Miss Teen Canada International!
Very proud of you, you did an amazing job! I knew you could make it from the get go!!!



How many successes do I have to date with pageant coaching?
1. Miss Calgary
2. Runner up Miss Teen Canada International.

Anyone else want a piece of me? Then please feel free to email me!

k

POM Wonder-BAD!

I interrupt the regularly scheduled blog to tell the world that POM, the highly overrated Pomegranate juice, is really a bad way to spend 50% of a $10 bill.

Want to know an even worse way to spend that money? Buy POM mixed with Tangerine juice.

Here's a photo of the offending nectar.


I could list all the reasons why it tastes so bad, I could even retell my experience in that uniquely KarmaCake way, but, I've opted to instead list the reasons why it's so good for you:

It's an excellent source of antioxidents. Useful in preventing premature aging, heart disease and cleaning up arteries.

You know what else is high in antioxidents? Tomatoes.

Suck on that POM!

Update/Segway

I've been very lax in my postings recently.

I apologise.

I will be hitting this electronic medium with more vigor than ever as the days go on and promise some exceptionally interesting posts. Including my upcoming experiences front and center at the Toronto International Film Festival Gala Screenings.

Of course, the same ol' same ol' will be available as well. Such as, my commentary on the decrepid state of violence that has paralized Toronto with fear and mourning, the abhorrant withdrawel of the reigning Miss Calgary as a representative in Miss Universe Canada due to a clash on her measurements, my opinion on why I was not chosen to be a host of the tv show "Groomed", and some fun windows into my life and that of my friends.

I will continue to be your ever entertaining host in the tawdry world of arts, entertainment, politics and me! Thank you for tuning in thus far and keeping with me and I go forth from here!

K.C.

Why I would be good TV Host

I would be an excellent co host for Groomed as I am fearless infront of the camera.
I am stylish without refrain and witty to the nth degree.

My ability to transfer that style to others manifests itself quietly until provoked. Due to my experience with pageantry in Canada, I am a wiz when it comes to cosmetics and camouflage.
IN FACT: I am a new volunteer with Look Good Feel Better a charity that assists individuals dealing with the physical side effects of Cancer treatment. There I will be conducting workshops to help people use cosmetics to cover up problem spots.

Where men are concerned, I use my training in arts, conversation and fashion to assist them wow women on their first date. I break it down into small, easy to digest tid bits so that they can absorbed it so it comes across as realism.

I've even hemmed pants of male friends on an evening before they head out on a date so that their pants look perfect!

Cosmetic advice for men:
Wash and Moisterize your face.
Have clean white teeth
Have a bottle of visine in your pocket at all times!
CLEAN NAILS!

Women fall in love with a man who has beautiful eyes, and kind manners.

I am well versed in etiquette because of my job within the arts.
I am well versed in style because of my history in pageants.
I am well versed in weddings because I've been involved in so many! 5 to date!
I am well versed in event planning because I do that as apart of my career.
I am well versed in tv etiquette because I've got a lot of behind the scenes support.

Here's another photo of me hamming it up infront of the camera & to compliment that a photo of me with a sash on and tired. FEARLESS!
I'm the one on the left.


I'm the one with the sash that says "Marie"


What else could you want?

I Want to be on TV!

Who doesn't, really?

I've just submitted my request to be considered as a cohost for a new series on W network called "Groomed"

I think I would be a fabulous addition as the female perspective. To lend my witty comments, encouraging support and optimistic undertones to Paul Hogan's hosting. I would adore to see and Average Joe turn into Prince Charming for the woman he loves on their wedding day.

Could there be anything more romantic!?

The show is produced by the same folks who brought Moc Docs to CBC Television.

Here's a recent photo of me. Saucy and Sweet at the same time!



If you think I would be a good host, please post your comments here. I've sent my blog to them so I'm hoping Jeannette @ Choc Box Entertainment will come and check it out.

Homelessness on Hold.

In Toronto, people beg for shelter.
In Suburbia, houses sprout like dandelions.
In Halifax, a house is built out of phone books.

With homeless an expected sight on the streets of Toronto, many claim freely that suburbia is an oasis void of homelessness. Recent statistics prove otherwise.

So why the growing rate of homelessness across the GTA? And, why is it that Scarberia residents feel that contacting their local councillor to take care of "Street Weed" (the unsightly weed growing on the side of the roads)is a much more important use of councillor time as opposed to helping to combat homelessness?

I believe that part of the problem is the stigma associate with being homeless. That they are lazy and sincerely want to live on the streets. Of course for perhaps 1% of the homeless population that might truly be the case. However, for the majority it is the lack of affordable housing, and low wages that (even on a double income) barely support some of the GTA's lowest rents.

The problem is this to me:

There are programs to assist the homeless.
There are programs to assist the jobless/in between jobs.
There are few programs to assist the chronically low wage earning hardworking people.

I would love to be proven wrong!

Add in the influx of qualified professionals immigrating to Canada. They are unable to practice in their profession and subsequently are forced to take up jobs that far beneath them. There by reducing the number of available "grunt work" type jobs that would normally go to those who have little job options to keep them off the street.

Meanwhile, in Halifax, students at Dalhousie built an relatively efficient (albeit small) home out of phone books. The entire excercise cost $3,000 and yielded an interesting result. Should we ask the homeless to consider living in "Phone Booths"?

Well, I heard that much of the subsidized housing in the Dundas/River area will be torn down to make way for town houses and condos... "Phone Booths" might turn out to be the solution!

Punography

Yeah, you heard me.
I'm into Hard. Core. Punography.

Sounds dirty, but, it's only just Puns :)

These week I'm the featured PunShine Girl on my friend's website http://www.pungents.com/

Pungents are just on a roll, beginning with an idea, the 'Gents have been on tv, in the National Post, have put ads in the papers and this week they will be featured in Eye Magazine.

So go on, it's okay to admit that you like Puns.
They're Punny!

Dim Sum Yum!

Today's adventure was mid morning brunch at the Bright Pearl restaurant for Dim Sum.

To sum it up... it was Yum.

I got over the creepy cackle a server let out when a bowl of tripe was placed on the table. Obviously, she didn't notice that Mariza is Greek. And, being Greek, she is no stranger to consuming innards perceived to be worse than stewed stomach.

According to Loretta all white people look alike.

Touché.

We can pretend the cackle was for me, because, as much as I would like to think I am just as epicurious as the next gourmand. I am not. When the Q Factor (queasiness factor) surfaces that tripe ain't going down. So gals, enjoy, it's allllllll yours.

Comfortingly enough, the description of the tripe being "Chewy" and "tastes interesting" aren't wow points that'll make me jump to chow down.

Tripe aside.
It was all delish!

Tonight we Bingo!

Friday night rolls around and I'm exhausted. Without any ideas for fun, cleaning the condo is weighing at the #1 spot.

Enter salvation!

The residents of Chateau Nice inform me that they are planning to go to Friday Night Bingo! Hoorah! I'm in like Flinn!

Beliving strongly in "Saving the Best for Last", I arrive late. So late that I cannot purchase a Bingo card! But, no worries, the evening's entertainment is far from hinged on the balance of obtaining a newsprinted game card! By simply relaxing and examining the surroundings I found that Bingo night was an all around entertaining evening!!

Did you know that in an effort to streamline Bingo, Bingo Country has eliminated the presence of letters from the game? It's true! Now you can achieve ultimate Bingo satisfaction by revelling in the numbers and not ever have to be confused by a B this or a O that. Less confusing means faster game play. Or at least I assume!

Also, the mean age of Bingo players is not defined by the colour of their hair! Nay! Bingo professionals run the gamit from 25-75 everyone can partake and have a good time! As long as you keep quiet and focus on dabbing! We discovered the hard way. In fact FUN at Bingo seems to be strongly discouraged as it can be distracting for those submersing their life time of woes, spackled onto a lifetime of regret.

But, we didn't let that get us down! We may have been without Bingo Dabber Caddies, Lucky Charms, cholesterol problems and Bifocals, but gosh darn it! We represented the youthful essence of Bingo once lost in a stagnent community centre atmosphere void of levity fueled by the never ending quest towards the jackpot. Our optimism did not lie in the faith that the next $27 Bonanza card would bring $20 in our pockets, but, that it was fun gosh darn it! Fun.

Loretta even went and even partook in their delicious fare! She looked beyond the rice pudding and butter tarts at the food counter and recognized the potential for a hot meal. Walking away with a hot dog, she was the unsung hero.

In fact we all were. Matt, Pat, Mariza, Loretta and I... we were all heros that night. Sure, we didn't walk away with the jackpot. But, we did walk away winners.

Now, that I think about it... We were the only ones that actually walked away!

Wow.

By Popular Demand

My ideal breakfast would be:

To be able to consume 2 Large Pancakes drenched in syrup, 4 sausages, 6 slices of standard non-peameal bacon, buttered brown bread toast with strawberry jam, crispy home fries and unlimited orange juice.

But, in reality a good breakfast for me is just a simple cereal.
Granola and yoghurt
or
Bagel and Cream Cheese
or
Raisin Bran with bananas
or
smoothie.

My Breakfast

Breakfast is so many people's favorite food.
It became an even more popular meal when scientists discovered that sugary breakfasts are even better to kick start your brain for the day.

Excited, I decided to indulge in a rare treat... MAC-DON-ALDS! Mcgriddle, hash browns and O.J. (Juice not Simpson) and now my head is alert while my stomach is... not.

Just don't eat mcdonalds and then go and read about pageant girls.
It'll hurt your stomach and your self esteemed.

I'm hot.
My boyfriend tells me so.

Mesmorizing

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/tetka.html

Trying Hard Not to Be Political

Everyday I try to approach my blog with a fresh spirit. One that's not bogged down with all the ennerving details of the politics that surrounds my life here in the Big Smoke.

But, seriously folks, it's so hard to get on that especially when the government makes it so easy!

Enter the latest complaint: The Canadian Government back in the day establishes a number of services to assist and better the lives of all Canadians. From job training, to social services to helping underserved youth get a leg up, these programmes were necessary in defining the high standard of life we Canadians pride ourself on.

Now outsource for help, fund with grants and let them do the good work.

Cut the funding. And, render the services so precarious that they hang by a thread.

A few days ago, the Community Social Planning Council of Toronto convened a meeting of local activists last week to brainstorm. Jack Layton was there, Liberal MP Allan Tonks was there as was Maria Minna.

Guess who wasn't there... Go on, give it a go.

Minister of Human Resources Belinda Stronach, who represents the riding of Newmarket-Aurora. Canada's most dispised bird of fascination. She has no credibility now, so it's not like she's got anywhere to fall!

I really feel that assisting these programmes is so necessary, because, if the government does not assist them to operate then who will. Canadians aren't known for their inclination towards charitable giving. Trust me... I have to fight hand tooth and nail to get even a few dollars to assist underserved youth experience music education that's tied in with their existing curricula.

It apparently hurts so much to give that even the government can't bring itself to do it.

Way to make an example.

Fear: You have your Guns. We have our Moose.

While London grapples with the ascending fear amongst its citizens fueled equally by the recent appearance of suicide bombers and escalated with an ill planned "shoot to kill" law.
On days ago, 1 innocent South American man fled in terror, not from a proposed terrorist, but, by Bobbies, sworn to protect the innocent. Unfortunatly, the outcome was horrific. The man, chased into a subway, pinned down and then shot 5 times infront of the general public. This man's only link to the terrorists responsible for the attack on the London subway? He shared the same building as the suspects.

I read a fabulous quote today in the paper that sums this whole tragedy up:

"one cannot have liberty without life itself, and it is the primary duty of the state to preserve the lives of its citizens."

Perhaps London bobbies need to be reminded of this.

Meanwhile, here in Ontario, a local OPP officer was involved in a tragic car crash. No murderous suspects, no high speed car chase, there was nary of conflict, except for a stubborn moose and a high way.

Yes, Canadians have their problems just like the rest of the world. However, unlike the rest of the world, one of our problems involves moose.

Canadians drive in terror, fearing that may be the time that they must come face to face with a Moose on a Highway!

Stop laughing. It's scary.

Ministers I've Emailed

Bothered by the apathic complaints on the decisions of the government, I've taken to emailing ministers in order to have my voice heard.

Perhaps it isn't the most direct, but, at this early stage in my political life, I feel that it is the most respectful. It began with the success regarding the implementation of a discount for Autoshare members in Toronto who purchase Metropasses.

The second was to Ontario Finance Minister, Greg Sorbara. I have yet to receive a response as to why that whole rejection of the LCBO report. If you want to write to him you can do so here: gsorbara.mpp.co@liberal.ola.org

The third was to Minister of Fisheries and Oceans, Geoff Regan, on the matter of trolling, the ineffectiveness of NAFO on controlling quotas. In fact, I read that Canada participates in destructive activity of trolling as well! Even though we have declared a number of Atlantic native bottom dwelling sea life as endangered!

So how hypocritical are we? You want to write to Geoff Regan, you can do so here: Min@dfo-mpo.gc.ca

The responses are simply 1 out of 3. I'll let you know when I get a response from either federal or provincial, please, feel free to let me know if you decide to write to a minister.

Maybe it does nothing, but, at least I made a motion to attempt to be heard.

Panna Cotta VS Blanc Mange

Who would win?

BK&BH Part 3 - Where to buy on strike

Say the strike happens, where are you going to go and buy your alcohol?

Here are a few suggestions:

1. Go to Québec or another province.
2. Wine Home Delivery
3. Work with an independant agency. Each agency has a roster of producers including non LCBO products as well its regular LCBO and Vintages offerings. Many will now deliver to your doorstep however note that you have to buy a minimum of a case.
Log on to their website to sign on to their newsletters so you can be upto date with what they have in stock:
Rubaiyat Wine And Spirit Merchants
Rogers & Company
H.H.D. Imports
Wine Online.ca
4. Purchase directly from a local producer. Ontario has some of the finest wine's in the world! Maybe this is your chance to try them!
There is a world beyond the LCBO, hopefully this will give you some help.

Bedknobs & Boozehounds Part 2

Today I read another article concerning the pending strike from Ontario's Liquor Workers. The strike, scheduled for this coming Thursday will see all unionized staff of Ontario's LCBO's hit the picket line because they are dis satisfied with the suggestions in that $600,000 report the governmnet commissioned I previously brought up.

This report is the same one that moments after its release Finance Minister Greg Sorbara canned. In my mind, I got wound up because it is 200 MILLION DOLLARS OF ADDITIONAL REVENUE FOR THE PROVINCE!

At first glance, you can see the worker's pain. On one hand they want the best for their future, their children's future and they know this report would HAVE to do some good. On the other hand, they fear job loss, loss of benefits, loss of wages and in short it would have to effect their current standards of living.

Oh wait... what's that I hear? Is that the cry of whining children unable to read the fine print? Shall I get you a pair of glasses? Is that any better Joe(sephine) Nameless LCBO employee? Why don't you share with the world your enlightenment.

The rejected offer included job security, no layoffs, no store closers and what's this? An 11 PERCENT WAGE INCREASE! DANG! That's more than 9.75% wage increase offered to OPSEU workers in a contract signed last month.

This strike is a joke, it makes light of the privilege of striking. Why strike when the offer was canned in the first place?

I just want to know who's lame ass suggestion it was to hit the picket lines?

Don't expect me to shed any tears for you for you intent on maintaining your $21.80/hr job stocking shelves full of liquor. You're turning down an opportunity to increase your standard of living, not only financially, but in terms of the expendible income Ontario would have to pump back into public service.

I'll let Napoleon Dynamite say it for me:

Ontario Liquor Workers are all just an... Click Here

Sex More Offensive then Violence?

It seems in the video gaming world this is the trend. Sex in a video game rated for Mature (17 and over) gamers warning of "strong sexual content, intense violence, strong language, blood and gore, and use of drugs." is still too overt for 17 year olds and MUST be pushed up to an ADULT ONLY title for sale to gamers 18 and over.

Apparently, in one year you go from innocent to harlot without warning.

It was just revealed that a secret scene, appearing in all copies of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, has the player interact in a highly sexual scene with a prostitute. Allowing the gamer to determine angles and sexual positions. The scene is entitled "Hot Coffee" and can only be revealed with the use of a secret code and a downloadable mod.

Currently, it's available to Playstation 2 and PC versions of the game. Sadly, for those of us on Xbox we must wait for our own version of the mod.

So thanks to the strong leadership of the American parents' groups and New York Senator Hillary Clinton, big name retailers, such as Wal-Mart have pulled the title off of their shelves. But, don't fret, you can still buy it in independent retailers :)

Microplay & Electronics Boutique come to mind.

This is all well and good, but, this still raises the question that Sex in comparison to violence is 10X more desirable to feature in video games sold in the United States. Don't bother emailing me about how it's also changed things in Canada. Canada doesn't have an independing gaming review board and we just go along with the verdict of the US based Entertainment Software Rating Board.

I'm not saying that children should watch sex, but, simply, what is the lesser of two evils here? Grand Theft Auto is a brutally violent game that hinges solely on the protagonist's ability to successfully kill with fists, knives, guns, and threshers. When we live in a world that is witnessing a dramatic increase in terror acts initiated by children in their homes, their towns and their schools. Metal detectors and police, bent to deter the smuggling of arms, are permanent fixtures at some schools.

Adults left scratching their heads wondering how on earth we got to this point and they stand blind to the cries of "KILL MEEEEE" eminating from their child's video game of Half Life. Go figure.

Come on. Strike a balance. Violence will happen in life but are we equipping the next generation with the tools necessary to cope coming to face with it?

We obviously are sending the wrong message when the act of sex is publically forbidden in a game where the objective is to get ahead by brutal murder.

Smart.
Real 'effing, Smart.

I'm going to lock my door riiight after I buy a copy of this game.

I bought a Psychic Report

I think I'm losing my mind! Before I could stop myself I clicked "Accept" and the transaction was completed.

I am the proud new owner of a complete psychic chart for me and those in my life.

It is bitter sweet to say the least.

If you want your own chart go to http://www.astrology.com/
$9

Punctuate!

In a recent chat with a friend I typed the following:

KarmaCake says:
I don't know how to be honest. But, I know which one is me

What did I mean?

I really don't know.

It could've been different... if I only punctuated.

Heart Break Hotel?

Once and a while something creeps up on me that forces me to try and understand the differences between men and women. The funny thing is, what once started off as a crack has grown into a canyon and subsequently my understanding has failed to keep up.

So here I am.
Standing an inch off the ground looking out of a massive hole in the Earth and wondering WHAT THE HECK I'M DOING DOWN HERE!
Luckily enough, I'm not the only one down there. There's millions of other women and a few gay men scattered along the precipice. And, very few of us have scaled any higher up then a foot.

The truth is, time may go on, and we may get more technologically advanced, but, women continue to want the same things out of relationships: Love, Security, Marriage, Children and to just have the opportunity to get old and die together.

But, I didn't say when.

Men still run, fearing for the mortality of their single lives and deny that they too want similar things. They're just overt that they don't want it now. NEVER NOW!

Funny thing is, if men could just listen to their partner, many will just discover that their partner wants the same things out of life.

Let's use me as an example:

I want it all. But, not now. Maybe 4-5 years down the road... But, I DEFINITLY don't see myself getting married anytime before 30 and I definitly don't see myself having children immediatly there afterwards. So Boys, don't be so frightened, if you proposed marriage to me now, I probably would have to regretfully decline.

What do I see? Myself, on a beach, enjoying the prime of an already too short time on Earth and my boyfriend telling me I look gorgeous. I politely say thank you and return to sipping on my uniquely tropical beverage.

So here's my advice out there for ladies in love: He wants to go out on a saturday night with his buddies, Let him. He wants to go to Thailand and sleep in a hammock for a year, Let him. In the meantime, you enjoy your life and soon enough he'll realize, the best place on Earth is tucked in close to You.

You just need to take the risk to accept his needs or else you're going to be down at the bottom of that canyon!

Bedknobs and Booze Hounds

Ontario acquiring over 200 million dollars in additional revenue annually is completely possible. That is if the Ontario Government agrees to auction off the Liquor Control Board of Ontario and its licences to sell alcohol — as well as open up competition against The Beer Store locations.

However, 30 minutes after the 81 page $600,000 report was released, Finance Minister Greg Sorbara rejected it.

Why? I don't know.

But, 200 million dollars additional revenue annually translates into 1 brand new 300 bed hospital a year. Or that's what the Toronto Star tells me.

Does this make me angry? Yes.

200 million dollars can do a lot of good in this province. But, I'm starting to believe the province government isn't so concern about doing good for the province as much as doing good by themselves.

Pageantry in Canada

Last night I went to the Miss World Canada 2005 finals. And, like most people there I went to watch my favorites take to the stage. However, like last year, this year's pageant continued to shock and dismay me.

This year's winner, though beautiful, is vacuous. Her onstage answers gave a glimpse into a sheltered, empty and hollow personality. When in the face of stellar competition I, as well as the entire audience, was shocked when the winner was announced.

A winner standing solo accepting the crown, with no peers rushing towards her, with the audience gasping as opposed to cheering you KNOW something wasn't write.

But, it's always the way. And, at the end of the day you should never put too much value in the collective opinion of 5 strangers.

'nuff said.

So many things to blog about!

So little time!

What's gotten my knickers in a knot today? Well, truthfully, not a whole lot!
There are a few topics I want to touch upon because they get me wound up when brought up in conversation, such as:

1. Bicyclists. Why? Because they want to behave both like a car and like a pedestrian. Why it ticks me off Because they nearly mow me down when I walk down the street!

2. Lack of Career Support for New Immigrants. Why? Because thousands of qualified professionals from education to medicin are being denied the opportunity to apply their qualifications in Canada. Why it ticks me off The Government claims there is a brain drain, but, the truth is we have qualified professionals driving cabs instead curing illness. Let's not be egotistical, lets implement a mentoring program to get these folks working!

3. Groceries prices fluxuate depending on your community. Why? Because butter is $5.00 at the Dominion at Bloor/Spadina, $4.00 (and change) at the ValuMart in Manulife and $3.00 at a No Frills. Why it ticks me off Because it's idiotic. Grocery stores, regardless of being apart of a chain, have prices based upon the neighborhood. Does anyone see that they are taking us for a ride?

4. Grocery Gateway is now back to Longos. Why? Because they took away my payment at the door, changed the substition guarantee and have reduced the variety in stock. Why it ticks me off Because it's annoying.

5. Pretentious Flakes. Why?Because they all want to be Paris Hilton. Why it ticks me off Because they are fake and seem to think that idiocy is superior to intellectualism. Ugh.

That's it.
in a nut shell.

ahahahahaha
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Arm Chair Charity

So the truth is I didn't win a pageant therefore I am unable to help the children of the world through my victorious beauty. Beaten, but, not defeated, I turn to alternative methods to make a difference, I now realize it doesn't need a tiara, and the voice of one strong in spirit is just as good as one strong in swimwear.

So I sponsored a child. His name is Abdoulazizou and he lives in a community called Sangara in Niger. Apparently he lives close to an area that is one of the last known resting grounds for Hippos.

I still can't believe that it only takes $5000 to raise a school.

Want to help?
Drop me a line!

Summer Drinks

Tell me, what's nicer then a cool caffinated beverage on a hot summer day?
Well, what if you add some alcohol and make it a party?
When I was in Greece there was a drink that we drank all the time on the beaches of Tripoli: The Frappé.

But, this ain't no Starbucks jobby!

True, it's made with instant coffee which to any java purist it's I'm sure sacriligeous. Does it make it better to say that the Astronauts drink it?

I spike my Frappés with alcohol and call it a night, but, really it's all good in the end!

What you need is:

1 Mason Jar
1 cup of water
1 tsp of instant coffee (or cold left over coffee is okay too!)
Coffee Flavoured Liquor (dispensed at your leisure!)
1 tsp sugar
Ice Ice Ice!

Put everything in the jar, cap it and shake shake shake! It'll get cold, frothy and look really fun!
Pour into a glass, throw in a straw and drink on a summer patio.

To get fancy... fill your glass 1/8 of the way with cream and slowly pour in the coffee mix to create layers then spoon the foam on top.
Everyone will ooo and aah and think you're a culinary genius.
You'll smile, thank them and tell them it's a lie because Karma Cake is the TRUE Genius. You're mearly the minion of my bidding.

You're done reading this.
Get in the kitchen and make me a Frappé, Minion!

Hermes, Poker and why I think Oprah is Daft.

1. Poker night @ Condo-Nasti (which is now, Condo-Clean!) Friday the 15th? Bring your favorite dip, snack, cocktail or what have you. Wear your lucky shirt and get ready to LOSE IT ALL TO ME! I'm banking on beginners luck!

2. Hermes rejected Oprah from their Paris Store? Why? Do we care? YES! And, I'll tell you why PLUS why this is newsworthy!
THERE IS A PLACE IN THE WORLD WHERE OPRAH IS NOT GOD!

Yes, she has helped make reading fashionable. Yes, she is a fab rags to riches story. Yes, she has encouraged a nation to take a closer look at the foods they eat and won a battle against the American Beef Producers (or who ever it was.) YES, she is the favorite "One person to meet before I die" of beauty queens near and far. But, please, ENOUGH ALREADY!

If Hermes does not want to service Oprah Winfrey when they were previously engaged, or closed, then it is their perrogative to do that. It's okay! It has nothing to do with race, or just plain ol' maliciousness, it's just life. Sometimes you win some and sometimes Hermes is closed.

So classless to complain to the press. So American.

Oprah, just to let you know, please RSVP for my poker game. Otherwise, there may not be any room for you. FYI.

Live 8 Made Me Laugh

"These concerts are the start point for The Long Walk To Justice, the one way we can all make our voices heard in unison. By doubling aid, fully cancelling debt, and delivering trade justice for Africa, the G8 could change the future for millions of men, women and children." - Bob Geldof

Interesting. Too bad it didn't work.

A recent article that appeared in the Sunday Toronto Star had hit the streets to talk to folks aged 14-46 on whether or not they got the message of Live 8. Shockingly, they didn't!
They went to see their favorite bands and they left happy they saw their favorite bands. The unified voice of people who love Barenaked Ladies, Madonna, Celine Dion and Jann Arden! They cheer in riotous fits of glee without even knowing why they are there.

They couldn't answer a single question right, including, which country had their debt cancelled. One poor concert attendee offered Africa as their bid for a winning answer. On the right track, but, there's a fundamental difference between a country and a continent. If THAT is apart of the unified voice! Woe to Africa, I'm truly sorry for my country's ignorance.

I think that Live 8 is an event to make the Western World feel better. I honestly believe that the event will do little to make politicians take notice and make a gracious nod to the cause. A one day festival will hardly resolve poverty even if the G8 leaders cancels the debt of Africa.

Bigger issues lie at the root of Africa's problems and include exploitation by the Western World, corruption of some of Africa's political leaders, complexity in terms of size and language (2,000 languages & 59 countries!!), and an unequal global trading system.

So what is the solution? Maybe choosing smaller battles to beat? Focus on one part of Africa, make it strong and then move on! Millions of dollars are stolen by the corrupt from the public purse, how will a one day festival solve this?! The concert barely even taught the BILLIONS that attended that Africa isn't a country it's a Continent!

So what if it Live 8 was a financial success, at the end of the day, the Western public, filled with its politicians & G8 leaders of tomorrow barely know the fundamental principals that the concert was trying to bring awareness to. I promise you that today, two days after the event, Live 8 was already forgotten about.

Give the public a concert and they will party for a day.
Give the public the knowledge and they will change the world.