So you want to know the latest trend in dating - celebrity style?

Forget incidious nicknames like Brangelina and Kimberlan! That's out out out! Anyone who is anyone is slummin' it these days!

From Britney Spears to Mischa Barton, they are all giving it a go. Finding parasitic men to adorn your glamourous arm is all the rage, but it does not come cheap! Yes, these men look like their are homeless, but, that doesn't mean they are satisfied sipping Bum Wine while cozying up to a roaring fire in a barrel. These men are not only catagorized by their bad hygene and ability to ride coat tails, but, they enjoy indulging in their partner's accumulated wealth. Be wary! They may cash your money in to pave their way for their own record deal!!

Another characteristic of successfully slumming it is by far the marriage proposal. Your trampy himbo will buy you a gorgeous ring with your own money, propose to you on the vacation you bought and allow you to make all the important decisions for the wedding you will ultimatly pay for. So romantic!! Often these men are serial in their attempt to land a celeb marital partner, take a look at Mischa Barton's new man, formerly engaged to Kimberly Stewart this past year!

So more handy then a wrench, carries more than a purse and costs more then a complete set of Louis Vuitton luggage on a private jet, is Hollywood's hottest trend!

Slumming it!