So a while ago I posted about Clay Aiken's fugly pornstar love puppet John Paulus' blog.

Of course, me being me, I had to reach out and tell this dude to just stop embarrassing himself and to go on with his life. Isn't that the foundation for all good breakups?

So here's the dialogue:

At 9:47 AM, KarmaCake said...

It might be more interesting if you hooked it up with someone who wasn't Clay Aiken.
Everyone knows he's gay.
But, truthfully, and not to hurt your feelings, no one really cares to hear about Clay his trists or his slighted lovers.
I thought your blog was a joke until it was apparent that it was very very true.
I'm so sorry.
For your own self respect delete the blog and go on with your life.

At 10:13 AM, John Paulus said...

Karmacke: you really think that no onw really cares? I suggest you check out the counter at the bottom of my blog and take note that in 48 hours I have over 10,000 visitors to my site. I have now partnered with other outlets to carry breaking news about Clay Aiken and I will post it here as a "one stop" place for pleople Aiken for news about Clay.


INSERT SARCASM
Thank God, someone is fulfilling the public's need for breaking news about Clay Aiken.

Seriously now, I think that RCA is reflecting the public opinion on Clay Aiken by "post-poning" production indefinitly on Clay's latest release. In fact, they are encouraging Gaykin to do like fellow 'mo Barry Manilow and release a cover album.

There's nothing that old ladies and the infirm love better than a pumpin' cover album.