Brangelina are now in Namibia. Their celebrity status is causing such a ruckous that simply their presence is drumming up a new form of tourism... "Surgery and Safari" trips. It's completely messed up, I know, but, people follow their idols to the far reaches of the world.

Anyway, what I really wanted to tell you all is that Brangelina have decided to sell the first photos of their baby to an undisclosed publication (reportedly People) in exchange for over 2 million quid. The money will be donated to UNICEF and children of the world can all rejoice in the bliss of Brangelina's experiment in perfecting human genetics.

wacky.
but nice.