If you haven't seen it before, CBC has a website that lists product recalls and advisories.
From bottled water to pregnancy tests, they have it all.
Except for the Urban Outfitters Fanny Packs (Picture on its way. Just trying to get blogger to upload it!)
These obnoxious little pouches were sold for $35 and are featured in black and brown. Manufacturing error accidentally attached purse to belt thereby producing noxious bad taste that might be harmful to the wearers overall sense of style.
Those who purchased the offending item are encourage to return to the store for a full return.
Councilling is available to those who deny the offensiveness of fanny packs.
Oh, they are so horrible they make me cringe!
Monday, March 12, 2007
Recalled Items
Posted by
KarmaCake
3/12/2007 10:03:00 PM
- Leatherhands 10:07 AM
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Wait a minute....aren't those just the ass-version of those front pouch-belt things that have been around forever? Which, horrifyingly enough, I used to wear in the eighties whilst sporting my Milli-Vanilli half-length Bicycle pants? (They served two purposes: 1) carry your shit and 2) cover your shit ;)
- KarmaCake 7:14 PM
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It don't matter if you wear your pack frontways, sideways, backways or slung over your shoulder with a gucci print!
That shit is a fanny pack.
A dirty. Full House indorsed fanny pack.
According to Jenna Jamieson's book, porn stars husbands carry fanny packs. Which is interesting... I didn't know that.
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I think you secretly love fanny packs. I mean, come on girl why would you write and entire song with me about fanny packs if you hated them so? Plus, why would you wear one on Christmas AND have one kicking around your condo at this very moment? hmmm? hmmmm? OMG I love when you refer to them as "bum shelves" That's hilarious!!! Makes me laugh every time.
ps. In that picture of you that Tara posted on facebook of you in Montreal on your birthday you look JUST like Molly Simms. You guys look alike soooooooo much! I think its the pretty mouthes and teeth.
:) muahhhhh Love you.