Apparently, young trendsetters are hungry to pimp it on the fairway. Out are the extreme sports of yore and in is the nouveau geriatric "play safe play hard" leisure sports.

Now trendsters can putt putt their way from the 8th green to stylin' in a whole array of generically safe prepster fashion. While the line boldly ignores the "no white after labour day" philosophy, I was disappointed to see not one shirt read "GOLF OR DIE!"

Lesbians will LOSE IT with the lines attention to comfort. Clothes are cut minus an appreciation for the female form. Images of models swim in shapeless golf shirts, waistlines pucker unexpectedly at the girth of breasts, skirts fall at unflattering lengths, and hoodies mimic the comfortable style of Lululemon. All visible on the line's website.

Ironically, the company description invites "Adventure junkies" to rejoice. For the days of conformist golfing fashion is now apart of the past.

Please.

McGill grads Geoff Tait and Bobby Pasternak have their heart in their right place. However, the line falls short of the company's key promise "Fashion not fit for the fairway"

Guys, not only is it fit for the fairway, it's fit for the elderly, the infirm and the chronically boring.

Competing American retailers have an exciting line of accessories that break tradition and will put the zip back in your golf attire. Try Ame & Lulu's Sassy Golf Belts and Cocchia "Styles that Swing"
Cocchia saucy style features, well cut polos, tweed gauchos, form fitting tops, and 30's inspired button seamed pencil skirts.

Or, if you can't be bothered to try and locate those items in Toronto, then head over to Urban Outfitters at Yonge & Shuter. Assemble your own sexy golfing outfit from their urban line of fitted t's, hoodies, pants including smocked waist convertible, cropped, and widelegged seersucker trousers. UO even has a few sassy golf skirts, romper short sets and fab accessories to keep you looking fresh and urban on the green.

Quagmire Golf is a disappointing Toronto start up that lacks the delivery of unboring and excels in generic lululemon spins that ignore the basic principal of dressing a lady.

We like to look and feel pretty.

Just because it's Canadian doesn't mean I can't say it sucks.