Went I went to my sister's weddings I would have people I didn't even know come up to me and say "Oh, Karma, You're next! HA HA! You're next!!"

Yeah, pretty hilarious, Dillweed.

So I chose to retaliate! What do I do now? Well, now when I go to funerals I approach the same folks, wag my finger and say in a jovial manner "You're next! Ha ha! You're next!"

No one threatens me with marriage anymore :)