Back in university I had a brief (one issue) stint as a sex advice columnist. I filled in for the popular "Sex with Suru" and answered a question involving infecting a dog with Herpes. Hey! It was university, give me a break!

Since then I find sex columnists a little too raw and lacking that sensitive edge, unlike my column that was filled with empathy and tenderness for that person and their K9. Where are the Carrie Bradshaw's in this world, writing about real events in sex and relationships and intepreting them for all?

No need to yearn any longer! The good people at Nerve.com have produced a smart, cliché shattering web publication with video blogs and interesting columns. This also includes SEX ADVICE FROM 90'S ICONS!

Dan Renzi (who used to be on MTV's Real World in the 90's) confesses that he's "never slept with anyone to get a job" Dan, no need to say, it's really obvious!

However, the most disturbing, is reading the post by Screech of Saved by the Bell. It wasn't disturbing at all to hear he preferred to hook it up with extras on the set of Saved by the Bell because there was a new batch each week. If you're a sucked for the Screech and you want to help him save his house from foreclosure, click into his website

Now I have nothing to say, bitches.
GET BACK TO WORK!