Remember that insane boat cruise I endured for 4 long hours a couple of weeks ago?
Click here if you don't.

Walk with me through the day a part of my soul died on Mariposa's Captain Matthew Flinders.

Here is our scummy host. The Hostedtude with the Mullettude. I assume his name is Joel. He was the worst for objectifying the lady folk with his grosso rhetoric. HE WAS SO GROSS!
I think in all truth, he and David Leisure (Charlie on the 80's sitcom "Empty Next") were seperated at birth...

Moving on... Fashion faux pas.
These people still believe that fanny packs are a fashionable alternative to purses and/or pockets.
You know who can wear fanny packs? MALE PORN STARS! Why? Because they don't have pockets to hold their lube and condoms... BECAUSE THEY ARE NAKED!
Hey Pocohontas? Nice feathers! Did you pluck the bird or was your hair jealous of the skirt that Buffalo Bill made you?

Now this guy, we nicknamed Vinny. He was a jolly man, I have nothing bad to say, his style is so quaint, it made him loveable! EH OH! OH EH!

I know what you're thinking, I thought it too! Zack Morris is alive and well and seen here partying it up with a random Mexican dude. Zack is still seen fitting in his wardrobe from the early 90's and enjoys drinking Sleeman's beer. Interesting? Maybe I will now call it SLEAZY-MAN in honour of the cruise.

This photo was so horrific, I had to post it. There's no reason for this, go to the gym, get plastic surgery, get a one piece, a girdle, suck it up, anything, but, when gravity looks like its slowly sucking jello down a straw, then you have GOT to do something!!


Enjoy, Skanky Bitches. One is smart, she wears glasses AND underwear!


I still have yet to figure out what exactly warranted this dude to wear earphones like he was mixing something. He may have pretended he was Pete Tong, but, unlike the rest of the cruise, I KNOW he wasn't responsible for the Grease Mega Mix we all enjoyed after the BEATLES set.

If you look at this woman's top closely you can see a sailboat.



Now finally. Can you find the Karma in this photo?