What is Britney thinking? She recently posted a cryptic ode in a futile attempt to appear profoundly affected by the majesty of Tigers.
She begins the whole adventure by quoting William Blake. Please, like she reads!
Following the quote comes the inspiring and literal prose by Miss Spears herself:
"In some ways, people are a lot like animals," she writes. "We all hunger for the same things. Love, lust, danger, warmth and adventure. Like people, animals all have their own rhythm to life.
"I'm mesmerized by tigers," she continues. "Their eyes, their stripes, their constant quest for survival. They almost have a sense of mysteriousness about them. They pull you in and make it difficult to look away. They make you wonder what is behind their gaze.
"A sense of eerie awe comes over you in their presence. The fear they give you when you pass them is stunning. Behold the beauty of the tiger."
Oh Britney, even when you try to seem poised you had to put effort in it. Sweetie, it's okay to write it like you hear it in your head:
"Tigers, Tigers Everywhere! Leopard, Zebra and sometimes Bear! It's the print on my underwear!" YAAAAAY! Cheers! You get a gold star by your name!
I would love to think that Britney was inspired by William Blake's poetry, but, I think the truth of it is her Manny took the The Brit and her Brat to the zoo and she just thought they were pretty.
And, they matched her underwear.