Last night it happened, the emaciated child my girls nick named "Skinny Bitch" took home Canada's Next Top Model.
Andrea, the odd girl who dined on candy as a main course, was a role model geek and couldn't dress herself nor walk down a runway to save her life, won.
Shocking.
She took a decent photo, but, not the best. She loooked horrid on stage, and was truly was outdone by Alana, the child with the athletic body and winsome girl next door looks.
The biggest complaint, Andrea is so skinny, she is two dimension. Her frame, like her constitution is frail! Crying at the drop of a hat, Andrea's tearful antics was te subject of many a fun drinking game; you take a shot every time she stars welling up.
But, only one! Take two and you'll be smashed 10 minutes into the show.
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Canada's Next Top Model
Posted by
KarmaCake
7/20/2006 12:41:00 PM
- Anonymous 5:52 PM
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Oooh I disagree...I think Andrea made the full arc from geek to chic in dramatic fashion. She's too skinny for sure but that's the body type that makes a great model. I don't think her candy habit should even be a factor considering that [unprofessional] Alanna & Brandy rifled through her private belongings. Alanna's pie face, heavy body [ for a model]inability to pose and bad facial habits needs to study some Proactive and maybe some manners. I wouldn't hire a girl who's just breaking into the business and can;'t be trusted to live a couple other girls without being supervised. That opening luggage shit is what makes Naomi Campbell wanna grab a cell phone! LOL
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Karmacake is all about the love.
Maybe you could be Michigan's Next Top Model?
I don't think you need to be female, that's sex discrimination, and discriminating isn't not the model way.
oooh I'm so bored right now.