Breaking up is hard to do. So why do it yourself when you can get Brenda Walsh to do it for you?
Qualifying participants appearing on the Oxygen Network's "Breaking Up With Shannon Doherty" will find themselves in a fictitious circumstance conceived by Doherty and her team of behind the scenes vindictive bitches.
When everything begins to stall, get ugly, get weird or just doesn't get anywhere, the aging former 90210 star will step in and do all the dirty work. If her lopsided eyes don't freak the folks out enough for them to bolt, the fact that this bitch can take a punch almost as good as she can deliver it should be enough to have the breakee cower in acceptance of the pending relationship demise.
BTW, this is completely serious.
What's next on the docket? Celebrity Publicity Stunt Relationship Match Up with Danny Bonaduce? That would be brilliant!! COME ON! Danny Bonaduce and a league of celebrity gossip mavins come together to orchestrate elaborate celebrity pair ups for public intrigue and career revitilization!!
From beginning to end, you see Danny pouring over headshots, connecting and meeting with publicists in a series of "secret" meetings, to the elaborate construction on how the two met and "fell in love", and my personal favorite, the behind the scenes footage of the couple practicing kissing like their are in love.
"NO NO NO TOM! KISS KATIE LIKE YOU'RE KISSING YOUR GAY PARTNER! NOT SUCKING HIS COCK!"
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Shannon Doherty Ending Relationship One Episode at a time
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KarmaCake
7/13/2006 10:48:00 AM
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