9am in the morning and I have a run in my pantyhose.
"NICOLAAAAAA! I have to run to the hosiery shop, want to come with?"
"Sure"
We get there and the door is locked.
"Now if I owned a panty hose shop in Bloor/Yorkville, I would have it open at 8:30am to take care of all those women dashing to work who need pantyhose BECAUSE THEIR BROKEN NAIL RIPPED IN A RUN!"
"Stop shaking the doors, it won't help the shop open any earlier!"
"BUT, I NEED NYLONS!"
"Let's go get a coffee and we'll head to Winners"
"Okay."
...
"Winners is shut."
"It's almost 9:30 let's go back to that other place"
"Sure, I'll exclaim an emergency and they'll open the doors early."
With some bitchiness, the doors did open, Karma did get her stockings and she merrily skipped and sang her way to work.
The end.
The moral of the story? Hosiery shops would do more business if they were open earlier to catch the emergency crowd.
I'm just saying!!
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
No Panty Hose For You!
Posted by
KarmaCake
7/18/2006 04:31:00 PM
- KarmaCake 11:02 PM
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Tell me about it!
Let me tell you those women looked at me like they couldn't understand why I was desperate for nylons at 9:30am in the morning!
Like those ladies have NEVER had that problem of locating pantyhose first thing in the A.M.
Well, the pantyhose the corner stores carry is a little sketchy at best!
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What really perplexes me is the number of corner stores (which are the only shops that are open before 8:00 am) that don't carry pantyhose. Or only carry pantyhose in that unnatural carrot-ey colour. They're missing out on a VERY lucrative market!!!