Who doesn't love the holidays?
I love them a little bit more because NOW I have Hot Santa!
Fido Wireless has reinvented the traditional Jolly ol' Saint Nick into a super sexy, argyle sweater vest wearing, altruistic and libidinous bad ass.

He's hot.
He's got style.
He's got an El Camino instead of a Sleigh.

*sigh*

He appears in Fido's ads for the Unlimited Christmas Package. And, if you haven't seen the adverts, you can click here and watch it for yourself.

Hot Santa can slide down my chimney and father my children.

What?! He's hot! Don't judge me. You want him too.