Here's more of what you've heard already.
Britney is back to being hot.
K-Fed is the FedEx.

Britney filed divorce from the world's most expensive sperm donor on Monday. The FedEx was notified by text message just after a speech confessing his love for his wife and family on Canada's own MUCH MUSIC.

Wow, harsh.

If that wasn't bad enough, FedEx's debut album ranked #151 after it's first week of sales. That equals about 6,000 albums total sold! That's really shameful! If that wasn't enough of an insult upon injury, FedEx's upcoming performance in Chicago is being papered.

You heard me correctly.

Sales are so bad, HOB is giving tickets away for free.

Peace Federjerk.