Oh, Robbie Williams, why do you display talent in such an unreasonably handsome exterior?

Ladies and Gentleman, Robbie's heard Madonna calling and he's answered in the form of a great synth pop ballad courtesy of The Pet Shop Boys.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the video is great for "She's Madonna", Patricia Arquette, Robbie in drag, subtle references to Madge, heck it is a song about Madonna...

A SONG ABOUT MADONNA BASED UPON A BREAK UP CONVERSATION GUY RITCHIE GAVE TO THEN GIRLFRIEND TANIA STRECKER!

OOOH No he didn't!

OOOH yes he did! Imagine being dumped with the words "Look, you know I really love you, but she's Madonna!"

Carrie thought she had it bad with the Post-it note! I thought I had it bad with the email! But, no, the 6ft tall leggy supermodel of a tv presenter got it the worst. She got dumped by a guy who couldn't say "It's me it's you", but he could say "You're not Madonna. Sorry"

Apparently, love conquers all except for Madonna, who rules the world. And, since she does rule the world, don't fret, she gave Robbie the go ahead to release the track long ago. No word yet on what Ritchie said, but, it's probably safe to say that his opinion doesn't matter.

Or does it? Madonna, can you answer that one for him, please?