I had a group of friends over the other day and we had a delicious dinner.
Some couldn't make it, obviously thinking that they were going to miss out on a generic holiday meal.

Oh no.
no. no.

As the ethnic women before me, I posses omnipotent culinary prowess undoubtedly gifted upon me by The Gods.

Just goes to show the world, I am awesome.

Now, I just need to work on the tv career.