Just when you think you've seen it all, humanity comes in an lowers the bar -AGAIN!








I LOVE YOU ROBO-COCK!
Screech's early years as a pornographer (pictured above) Engaging in mechanical stimulation was the norm until 2000 when he discovered he could pay bitches for sex. The result? Bad credit, $250,000 in debt, a foreclosure, & 30,000 Hanes t-shirts to sell with
Screech mispelled.

Ew Ew Ew!

Screech is now featured in a down and dirty sex tape featuring himself, his
member, and a vile little act called, "The Dirty Sanchez" How do I know what the Dirty Sanchez is? Ask the good guys at The Dean Blundell Show.

Coincidentally enough, Dustin Diamond (the actor who played Screech) was feature on the the Dean Blundell Show earlier in the year on a quest to save his house from foreclosure.

How?

By selling t-shirts of course!

I see we've moved up in the world, haven't we, Dustin?

It's been reported that Dustin's been trying hard to move away from the Screech type cast, and apparently this tape is a good way to do it. Ya think?

I guess it might not be such a bad idea, mainly attributed to the potential for some great catch phrases, such as: "Yo, Bitch. You've been Screeched!"

It could potentially spawn a hilarious series where, Screeech (spelled with 3 E's because DD doesn't own the rights to the character or the name), travels the world in his own "Shaggin' Wagon", picking up folks and "Screechin' them in". But, unlike the Newfoundland tradition, Screech would substitute the Moonshine (effectionately known as Screech) for him doin' ya, and the kissing the cod for sucking his cock.

It's a brilliant idea. Someone get me Vivid on the line, I need in on this!

Dustin's career has been shaky since the get go. Originally passed over for a role in the cult classic "Cool as Ice" due to his youth. Though it's unclear which role it was for, I think it was Vanilla Ice's part. From there, Dustin earned a monumental role in Big Top Peewee, where Dustin forged a close personal relationship with butt love mentor, Paul Reuben. Le King Des Dirty Sanchez.

Working title is "Saved by the Smell"

Can I just remind everyone of one important factor? Sex tapes rejuvinate careers of the hot, the hotter and the hottest. Paris, Tommy Lee, Colin Farrell, Pamela Anderson, etc etc etc. It's questionable whether or not this kinky 40-minute sex tape featuring Dustin Diamond contorting with two women will really make an impact beyond being a staple in the Gag-gift repertoire.

Or, a favorite tool used by Bulemics nation wide.