The title has nothing to do with the post beyond that's the track that's playing in the background. Basement Jaxx, new album Crazy Itch Radio, at Sunrise Records, hawt!

Perfect for noon hour chair dancing.

So here's the run down, Kids!

1. Jay-Z announced he's coming out of retirement? He retired? What? When did that happen? I think in the realm of the rapstar world, retirement equates to being "Featured" on several of your girlfriend's tracks. So the single drops in October and the album drops in November. Keep an eye out for it and don't confuse it for any of those other tracks that Jay-Z appears on in the interim.

2. Why is Jay-Z's album called "JAY-Z Returns"? Maybe the fact that people didn't mourne his disappearance with the usual air brushed shirts, charcoal portraits, and adoring lyrics in fellow rapstar's songs. Sorry Jay-z, you ain't no Tupac.

3. Rachel Ray, voted the most hated face on Food TV got a talk show. Potentially the most annoying show on tv, bets are now on for the impending end to the series. I give it 4 months max. Anyone?

4. Mark Bradfield scores stellar shots from this year's Toronto Internation Film Festival that I conveniently avoided for fear of being physically abused by hurried photogs. Check out the shots here and die in jealousy that he got so close to the delicious celebrities.

5. There has to be hot men outside of the world of celebs.

6. Slouchy boots with a wedge are the hot new must pair with tapered jeans.

7. Skybox rocks. Check out their myspace.