I got locked in a toilet stall.
Just now, just after I finished my other blogs, after I thought nothing exciting would happen and it did.

I was forced to crawl under the stall door to my freedom. On my hands and knees, clawing, pushing, kicking, grunting and pulling myself out to freedom. I did it grade 2 style with no shame or remorse.

Oh how terribly humiliating.
Yet... blog worthy!