Let's just take a moment and really try to understand young single men, shall we?

Before you blow your mind concentrating on any one of their baffling characteristics, allow me to direct your focus towards the antecedent: Rohi.

Had enough of my clues? Okay, Kiddies, I'm talking about men and their fascination with their chests! There's some auto-adoration taking place that isn't normal. And, the majority of these moments are celebrated and documented in bathrooms. Even more disturbing is that they are not only stripping down, going to the loo, but, they thought to take their camera in with them. Whether they expected the lighting would highlight their assets or they wanted to take a photo of something else, either way, it's a little upsetting.

At first, it was surfing the single's sites and laughing with friends over how presumably shallow they perceive women to be. Who can blame their logic, really? They love to stare at a hot rack so why wouldn't women want to stare at pecks seemingly blessed by Adonis, himself? However, I started to notice it everywhere! Fall Out Boy's band mate got caught snapping shots in the mirror with his Hot Top: Phone and Bare chest!

In light of this, the need to document chisled abs seems to be hardwired in the brains of men. To what end? Honestly? What are they going to do with these photos besides post them on a single's website to try and tempt the ladies? Please, I'm not a "But-the-face" girl, so don't flatter yourself. I am shallow in so many more ways!

For your enjoyment I post a smattering of offending photos. Please gently rest your mouse over the photo for caption me comments:


Bare Chest, check. Camera Phone, check. Mirror in Grannie's washroom, check.Bare Chest, check. Camera Phone, check. Mirror in Grannie's washroom, check. Ooh, he's a bad boy AND doesn't like to wear clothes. Now this is a chap you can take home to Mummy. Look at the bad boy give himself the finger and capture it for all to see.


He looks like a sweet guy duped into a lurid photoshoot with this guy. Click photo. He looks like a sweet guy duped into a lurid photoshoot with this guy. Click photo. This photo I have nothing to say. Somewhere between the hanging quilt and the fireman's hat the photo went wrong. WAIT IS THAT A GIANT DILDO?This photo I have nothing to say. Somewhere between the hanging quilt and the fireman's hat the photo went wrong. WAIT IS THAT A GIANT DILDO? Ride 'em cowboy, yeah!"