Oh so very very much has happened in the lives of our beloved extroverts!
Here's the run down of the latest, greatest and my personal thoughts.

TomKat - They were recently seen creeping me out! Anger abounds during a heated arguement at Tom's Child's basketball game. Although, the reports are foggy, the debate probably included the words: fake pregnancy & homosexuality.

Best Quote on a Celebrity - This fictious award goes to Angelina Jolie.

"Someone's gotta tell this chick that sometimes when you go to a foreign country, it's OK just to bring home a T-shirt."

- Bill Maher on Angelina Jolie-Pitt

Show's You Will Never Watch Because you just don't care! - Wafah Dufour, Osama Bin Laden's fugly niece is cashing in on her only claim to fame. Like her infamous uncle, Wafah proves that she too "came to drop bombs" and hopefully, hers won't get syndicated.

L. Ron Hubbard Hates Tom Cruise - A recent Rolling Stone article about Scientology reports that its founder, L. Ron Hubbard, felt that gays “should be taken from … society as rapidly as possible” because “no social order will survive which does not remove these people from its midst.”

You all needed to know, so I'm happy to have filled you in. Now we can all go to sleep a little easier.