If waking up to the shrill voices of The View castmates wasn't terrible enough, you can now sip your morning brew with the four wackos of morning tv silently judging you from a calming blue background.

For $15 US, you can own this hideous piece of porcelain to remind you of the women you never want to become.

Rosie: The homosexual Rev. Jesse Jackson
Barbwah: The only woman who can break you with a lisp.
Joy: The opiniated, misinformed Jew
Elizabitchl: The Crazy Right Wing one.

If you're not sure if Rosie is accusing you of being a homophobe, or if Elizabitch is going to start crying because you think the war in Iraq is futile RELAX and sip sip sip your way to sterility! The floating disembodied heads will surely qwell your desire to ever have sex again. And that is completely unrelated the potential lead poisoning you may incur from using the mug.

It's true the following was posted on the mug website:

California residents please be advised, as per the Prop. 65 Warning: Use of leaded tableware, for sale on this Website, will expose you to lead, a metal known to the State of California to cause birth defects and other reproductive harm. FDA compliance: California law requires all ceramic tableware products to comply with U.S. Food & Drug Administration standards for lead release.


Why? Because, the women on The View, they hate you and your life too.

Don't worry about that feeling you get when you look at the mug. Now you can retch and have a place to catch it too!