I never thought it was a monstrosity... but, I suppose it is.

Apparently, Ms. Knightley's Jaw is notorious for bad tipping, stealing Stravos from Paris and apparently is mythically horny. Unbeknownst to me, it has a life unto itself and there is a website designed solely to track it down and report the latest in news.

Thank, God. That's all I have to say.

Thanks to the super sleuthing skills of one miss Nicola Moore seen here with Forrest Gump marvelling over... what else? Keira Knightley's Jaw.