"We're not all surprised that Hefner was the bigger man and took steps to put this ugly situation behind him, allowing him to return to his crucial day-to-day responsibilities of enslaving half a dozen blondes at his Viagra-fueled sexual detention center."

-Defamer on Hugh Hefner's apology to Jessica Alba for her recent appearance on the cover of Playboy magazine.

Viagra-fueled detention centre... ahaha great line!