I would dream as someone as beautiful as you.


My first official myspace e-pick up line!

Did it work?

No.

Why?

Because, it made me feel a little dodgy.

Boys: Here's a piece of advice, if you don't know a person and you think they are special you A) Don't randomly message us with a come on. B) Don't wear a cowboy hat in your photo. C) Check out the girl's blog, if she's notorious for slamming internet men, then chances are good she might do the same to you.

I felt almost as skanky there as I did on Captain Flinder's Countdown Cruise to Death.

ugh.