Toronto Star, February 1st.

"And, no offence, but for somebody who launched The Ultimate Weight-Loss Challenge, you seem to have conducted many midnight therapy sessions with glazed goods.

Doughnut: 'Dr. Phil, I can't shake this feeling that you're about to eat me.'

You: 'I am going to eat you, Doughnut. And do you know why? Because you're delicious and you're weak.' "

Oh Dr. Phil, I'm sure you're a great guy, but, there's something so great to read a letter by someone who feels the same way I do.