That's me, Bitches!

You're not going to find me mainlining the isopropyl under a freeway at dawn. No sir!

What makes me think I'm qualified to be Yorkville's Next Top Model? Well, let me spell it out for you.

1. I think my make up looks better after I've slept in it.

2. I have a purse large enough to carry a small pet.

3. I own at least 1 authentic designer purse and a whole lot of knock offs.

4. I've been vegan until my wallet went dry from shopping at Whole Foods - About a month.

5. I wear big sunglasses.

6. I got a Microsoft Zune before anyone else did in Canada... oooh yeah. Review coming soon!

Anything else?
Nopers.
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