Walking home, night is dark.
Phone is ringing.
Flip.
"Hello?"
Breathing is fast, air is cold.
Philosopher's Walk.
"Hello, is Mrs. or Mr. Cock there?"
"umm... I'm Miss. CAKE"
"I'm calling on behalf of Lewis Reford. He is the conservative representative running in your riding of Toronto Central. He is an honest man and a loving family man and has done something or another for 40 years. Can we count on your support during the upcoming election?"
"Well, I felt that he's been invisible to me since the onset of the campaign. Does he have any meet and greets scheduled in the next week or so?"
"There is only one answer to this question. Maybe you didn't understand: Yes, No or Undecided"
Shocked, belittled, humiliated.
Alone on philosopher's walk.
"...Undecided I guess."
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Now you know why I am not voting Conservative this election. That was just MEAN!

Who's running in Toronto Central. Take note of the interesting parties.


This list of confirmed candidates was issued on Thursday, January 5, 2006. For more information, select a candidate from the list.

Johan Boyden (Communist Party of Canada)
Philip Fernandez (Marxist-Leninist Party of Canada)
Bill Graham (Liberal Party of Canada)
Michel Prairie (No Affiliation)
Lewis Reford (Conservative Party of Canada)
Michael Shapcott (New Democratic Party)
Chris Tindal (Green Party of Canada)
Liz White (Animal Alliance Environment Voters Party of Canada)