Broken Hairdryers can sometimes result in singed hair

I have singed my hair. Not just a little, a whole heck of a lot!

And, when I say "A whole heck of alot" I mean, an obscenely ridiculous amount.

Torn...

Some may call it an obsession; Some might even call it a flaw. Whatever you want to call it, I have a part of me that doesn't feel totally right. A part of me wants to be a beauty queen.

It's a vicious cycle, I go into one, I have fun, and then I say "Ah, this is my last pageant." then a few months later I'm feeling that tug... a tug to enter another pageant.

Now it's Miss Earth Canada.
If I didn't think I could win, I don't think I would feel this need to do it.

Year One

A karma update:

2005 is a good karma year for many people, including myself. A year of new beginnings.

Do a little numerology on yourself, it's easy! To find out your personal year add together the month, day, and current year until you get a single digit that's in the range of 1-9. For example:
Sept. 12, 2005 = 9+12+2005=2026, 2+0+2+6=10, 1+0=1

Now you try.

Here are the meanings:

The One Personal Year - Follow Your Dreams
This year make a mark, whatever you set your mind to you will be able to accomplish. It is a year of beginnings! But, it doesn't just fall into your lap, you have to make it happen.

The Two Personal Year - Cooperation
A year of tying up loose ends, building relationships and stewardship of your year 1. Sit back and relax too much go getter personality will destroy you.

The Three Personal Year - Express Yourself
Creativity and excess are all about this year. Enjoy yourself and be outgoing, but, whatever you do, keep an eye on your spending!

The Four Personal Year - Taking Care of Business
Try not to criticize others. Because in this year you're ready to put down roots and move on to the next phase in your life, it doesn't always mean that others are too! What works for you, might not work for others.

The Five Personal Year - Change and Surprise
You need a change, we all do sometimes! Spontaneous is you this year! But, don't be too impulsive, in May you'll want a change and then in September you'll want another. You could potentially find a new job this year, or else, some of you might have an affair!

The Six Personal Year - Nurturing
You feel a desire to nuture, take care of others and make making everyone happy paramount. Just don't forget that you need tlc as well!

The Seven Personal Year - Reflection
Make reflection your motto for this year. It's time to take a step back and to enjoy the fruits of your labours of the past 6 years. Be leary of entering marital arguments, they could be volatile! Instead, relfect and relax.

The Eight Personal Year - Test and Evaluation
You're ready to expand. Money owing to you might come back this year. You've obtained success in your past and you might be tested on this. So be prepared for a bit of a battle.

The Nine Personal Year - Graduation
Like Year seven but now you're cleaning out your closet and making preperations for the next cycle. The positive energy you generate in this year will determin the karma for the following cycle.

Two Boobs are better than 1

Today I saw uni-boobs- Correction - RAMPANT, Uni-boobs.

On cold days do the uni boobs come out? Just say "No"

It looks weird.
It makes me uncomfortable.
I will make a more concentrated effort to ensure that the twins aren't siamese.

Combat Head Implosion with Culinary Therapy!

My head is going to implode.
I feel like my head is losing information at a rate I cannot controle. That by trying to cram so much information in it caused a tear. An exit wound, if you please, where all the knowledge of work, non-work, people, places and stuff have flown out into space.
However, it seems like a bit of stuff has gotten stuck creating an airtight seal where by causing the internal environment of my head to be less dense the the outside.
Now it's imploding.
But, knowing that I could bake cookies somehow eases the pain.
AAAH!

Maybe I'm just fine, I'm just hungry for something to write!

If the cookies turn out, look forward to another fab recipe from this girl right here!

Condo-Nasti

WARNING RAMPANT SPELLING ERRORS!
Spell check wasn't working.

My friends have a blog. It is called Château Nîce http://www.chateaunice.blogspot.com/
One of the occupants has a website about puns
http://www.pungents.com/
So inspired by their ingenuity, I've decided to name my own habitat... and a name that is a pun!

I took into consideration a number of factors, altitude, square footage, location, and dare I say it, occupents (currently myself and my hamster, Indiana). However, it is the environment that my condo breeds... mess...

Therefore, my condo is now:

Condo-Nasti!

I spell it with an "I" to hopefully make it less unappealing.

:)

Now, how to post photos? hmmmmm....

I Caught You a Delicious Bass

I'm sure you're all hanging in suspense. You all want to know what happened to my IHCB (Incredibly Hot Chef Boyfriend) the other night. Well after a night of tossing and turning, cursing and worrying I FINALLY found out what happened.

He was sick.

Yes, it's true, even the most Godly of all human born Adonises (Adonii?) can succumb to influenza as readily as your average joe.

The following night he arrived at my door, a little broken, a little cold.. in need of a little good Karma.

Then last night, I watched Napoleon Dynamite. I ask... why is it so funny? GOSH!

It has almost as many quotable moments as Zoolander.

I wonder what it would sound like to have Napoleon Dynamite crossed with Zoolander?

" It's not easy having really really really ridiculously cool skills."

Napoleon does have some really sweet moon boots.

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SIDE NOTE
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Tonight I made cookies. They are delicious.
If you have an oven, I highly recommend them

Burned Chicken

So I have this boyfriend. He's really cute.
He has a bad habit of occasionally not telling me what's going on.
So I think one thing & he does another.

It ends with the clock hitting 11:30pm, me being upset, a whole supper I cooked for him thrown in the garbage and a day worth of getting excited all for nothing.

don't get upset
don't get upset
don't get upset
...
not upset!
...
don't get angry
don't get angry
don't get angry
don't...
get...
angry...
...
...

argh!

Catch Up!

How lonely it is to be a sole Blogganista!

Here's what's happened since my last post:

-Parents left
-Went to Halloween as a "Slutty Vampire" with my well dressed vampire boyfriend.
-Began work at a theatre company
-Rediscovered Fake Eyelashes and silvery make-up
-Went to PEI for Christmas
-Got my wisdom teeth out
-Return to Toronto/reunited with incredibly handsome talented chef boyfriend.
-Discovered I need to lose 2-3inches of my hips to be a model
-Realized Incredibly Handsome Talented Chef Boyfriend thinks I'm perfect just the way I am.

I'm a lucky girl... minus the gill like holes from where my wisdom teeth used to sit.
It's like losing a part of you.
A part that can never be replaced.
Fare The Well Wizzer 1 & 2