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How do you know Aunt Flo is visiting Britney?
Her Chach is covered.
Lord knows it ain't because of modesty!
Thanks Perez Hilton, I snagged this photo from your website!
Thursday, November 30, 2006
It's not a holiday that's terribly festive, but, that's not the point of World AIDS Day.
For one day out of a year, the public is encouraged to reflect, review and realize where we have come in terms of AIDS diagnosis and treatment as well as how far we have still to go.
This year's theme is STOP AIDS. KEEP THE PROMISE and we all can make a difference. It takes a little courage, a little heart and maybe a little interest to check out one of the events.
Ignorance and predjudice increases the spread of a preventable disease everyday in regions that are not just defined by their poverty. Globally, 65 million people are living with AIDS yet only 1.5 million have access to treatment.
But, don't think it ends there, I've got more statistics for you and they ain't so pretty... 25 million have died since 1981 and 2.6 million died in 2006 alone.
The stats are supposed to be scary, because the world is ravaged by a pandemic that coninually effects more than effective international response can assist.
Stand up, make a commitment to yourself and the world to help conquer AIDS. Educate yourself, get tested, make a donation and...
speak out.
Who doesn't love the holidays?
I love them a little bit more because NOW I have Hot Santa!
Fido Wireless has reinvented the traditional Jolly ol' Saint Nick into a super sexy, argyle sweater vest wearing, altruistic and libidinous bad ass.
He's hot.
He's got style.
He's got an El Camino instead of a Sleigh.
*sigh*
He appears in Fido's ads for the Unlimited Christmas Package. 
And, if you haven't seen the adverts, you can click here and watch it for yourself.
Hot Santa can slide down my chimney and father my children.
What?! He's hot! Don't judge me. You want him too.
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Look, I realize there are much more important topics to cover in this world, but, I'm afraid I have to deal with a topic that is by far more disturbing than anything you'll see on the front page of the The Star.
What could this be? Celebrity coochies are on the loose! And, boy are they ever loose!
har har
So let's have a brief timeline of the paparazzi cunt hunt...
It began with shots of Paris' naughty bits, plateaued with Lindsay Lohan's famously nicknamed firecrotch and progressed to Britney Spear's nearly successful rebound cooch.
WHAT IS GOING ON!?
The debutants at the charm school cotillion are probably busting their bolts like a Stepford Wife short circuit.
So pink is the new "wardrobe malfunction", I see. Breasts are so yesterday's news and please, sex tapes! They scatter attention amongst the participants. It's obvious that to grab attention, celebrities needed to come up with a new strategy, and what a strategy it is!!
Paris, well your crotch is a road well travelled, so I have little to say.
Lindsay, you cannot over compensate for your declining career with your hoochie. It's even less entertaining than your recent film career.
Britney, I have nothing to say. Just ew. Put a towel down or something.
Monday, November 27, 2006
Jared Leto, violent blog hater, is now dating the quintessential queen of the Blogiverser, Tila Tequila.
I guess Tila likes it rough, bop bop.
Jared Leto, pretty but untalented actor/singer, just needs to shut his mouth and do what he does best, and look pretty. According to him, "Blogging today is like yesterday's parachute pants".
Yeah, and actor's persuing singing careers is like yesterday's emorific smudged black liner. But, that's not stopping him from doing either.
Oh Tila, convert that man, and teach him how to blog.