Hallelujah! Mama Madge has gone away and Madonna is back in between the sheets again! The man is young, a model and looks a lot like an oddly nubile yet still manly 70's underwear model.

ROUND 1

Being Mom is totally out and being a coug is totally in. So while adopting her little Malawian baby wasn't going to unsettle Jolie's reign as mom of the century, dating the "adopted child that got away" might as well tip the scales to make Madonna the hottest single mom on the planet.

Only way Jolie could return that punch is if she can shelter the entire of Tibet in her back yard or break up with Pitt (heaven forbid).

Madonna 1
Jolie 0

Madonna makes cougarism look hot. While Cameron Diaz got points for being the cutest cougar, while Demi Moore gets default points for being a cougar in love - because if she's not with Ashton for love then frankly that whole relationship is a confusing one.

ROUND 2

Jolie may be a UN Ambassador but Madonna's dating Jesus.

Madonna 2

Jolie TKO

The end