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THE INACCESSIBLE- Usually some sort of business or professional type, and is too involved with work and friends to make you a priority... You've probably met at a "function" hit it off and had a great 2 week courtship, then somehow you fell off the map...

Why we like him? He's got priorities, he's got his shit in order, and he looks great on paper, someone Mom/Dad would approve of.

Why it didn't work out: breaking his routine for something he's unsure of messes up his mind and ruins everything else - like a trickle effect... plus, he obviously only had 2 weeks "vacation" planned...

How to get him, you'd probably have to become his personal assistant.

THE EMOTIONALLY Unavailable/ Wounded - The artist, The Musician, probably The Middle Child... this guy is the guy we want to scoop up and cuddle with and make everything bad go away...

Why we like him? He embodies our own insecurities and as women, we can relate, and we love his sensitive nature...

Why it didn't work out: we couldn't change him, and even if we did we'd still want that insecure side to shine through b/c maybe we have our own unresolved issues...

How you get him? You'd probably have to sacrifice you own life's ambitions and be ok with a toxic relationship, you'll become rapped up in a tumultuous affair that would end up with one of you cheating, b/c you're trying to fullfill emotional needs that should have been addressed with a shrink b/c no matter who you hop to, other people won't make it better for you, you have to do that for yourself!

THE MADE-OVER - The skinny guy, the nerd, the guy with the really bad acne, or the fat guy has suddenly become a stud muffin and gets shitloads of attention, and is lapping it up like a kitten with a dish of milk.

Why we like them: they have killer personalities, probably b/c they had to make up for their outter appearance, and they are an all around great guy! Sweet, sensitive, fun, and smart!

Why it didn't work out: 2 reasons, a- they probably think that in their ugly state you probably wouldn't have given them the time of day and they find you superficial, and b - they are makin' up for lost time and it has nothing to do with you at all....

How to get them: Loyalty, you have to stick around and be the friend, so they know that you're true, and they can trust you, this will take some time...

THE ODEPUS REX -US - the hot guy, the leader, the ultimate momma's boy, probably the oldest in the family - The George Clooney of Playa's - These guys scream danger, but you still wanna play, because you can't help it, they get in your head and suddenly your legs are spread and you have no idea what happened in between.?

Why we get wrecked - these guys are extremely in tune with their feminine side, and they are extremely masculine as well, they proabably are close to their dads, moms and sisters and KNOW what to say to get to you! They have a plethora of friends b/c everyone loves them and they always give the illusion that they are going the extra mile but really that's just their game, they are bold, ballsy, relentless in their pursuits and great in bed... Amen!

Why it didn't work out: You probably fell for the same shit that everyone else does. The Odepus looks for a woman to mirror their Mom and their own ambitions, she's gotta be up to par! If you're not smokin' hot, smart, motivated AND easy going... then you're S.O.L. sister!

How to get him: (really I don't know I'm trying still) But my guess is you'd have to penetrate this dudes Friends and Family before you get to his heart... he's well protected and for good reason.... he'd be the ultimate catch, if ever caught, but you can't be overly aggressive either, or else you'll be duped the "Psycho" and we all know how much we love that term.

True there are nice guys out there, but Alpha girls don't go for nice guys b/c there's no big payoff in scoring something that was a given to begin with... it's not fun. We love the nice guys for advice, dinner dates, and to make us feel better about ourselves when we are smoothered by the BULL, but that's about it...

o next time you're sitting across from a new dude, ask yourself if you're going for Bull or a Big Teddy Bear? Because if you want to cuddle up to someone long term... the Bull will Buck you outta bed faster then you can Moooo-ve.

These thoughts are just my common sense collections and results of years of G.D.D. (Guy Defficiancy Disease) Hope it makes you think next time you question yourself...

True as it is, you can't hate the playa you gotta hate the game.