Later Cassie; Rihanna's got nudy pics too

Jay-Z is going to have to change his line in Umbrella to, "Little Miss Sunshina, Rihanna, showed her snatch."

Like how I made it past tense? Now that line is good for eternity.

If you haven't heard, about 40 minutes ago, it dropped that the sugar-snap R&B star now is yet another celeb who has nudie shots of her up on the web. While my nick name may be "Ri", "Reedles" and - shocking, yes - even "RiRi", I have to be honest, it's not me.

But, I have a feeling I didn't need to write that.

Cassie's photos might be NC-17 but RiRi's are HARDCORE!

Boys you are some of the luckiest people right now. Honestly.

So the photos... okay...
Obvs. the first photo is one of Rihanna, then these photos are of a dude with Rihanna's knickers on his head.

Is this really something that's appealing to guys?

You see what happens to you if you try to put your dirty gitch on my head? I promise you, I would NOT be posing for photos.

Chris Brown, obvs does not feel the same way.

The next one is sexy sexy! Rihanna posing in the washroom of some hotel room, taking photos of herself with "I love you I miss you" written on the mirror.

Holy, CSI, screw off, Mingers got some mad detective skills! hahaha!

I'm awesome.

Anyway, this one isn't so racy and I promise you this isn't even close to the bad stuff.

I'm sorry, Santa Rihanna. Hits come when you post hot scandelous content... Forgive me for...

Posting photos of your ... & your ...

This is hard hitting journalism right now.

Well, Rihanna, you're beautiful, regardless. I'm sorry you had such a bittersweet year, but, at least you realized if you're music doesn't work out you could have a lucritive career as a porn photographer.

I apparently have an eye for these things.

Whatever, everyone's naked under their clothes... it's just that Rihanna's not wearing any.