Here we go, Kids! Put on your seatbelts, Paul Martin's successor is about to get voted in and you better be ready for the results. Because, the man they vote in will probably be "The man who would rule Canada."

Who is up for grabs?

1. Bob Rae - Recent Polls favor him. I know you're wondering why, does it have to do with his age? Vote him in, and inevitably he would kick it before we would even reach a Federal election. Or does it have to do with tonight's speech, which "will express a passion for Canada, knowledge of Canada, experience solving problems in Canada and running a government in Canada."

hardy har har.

Liberals might be blinded since his sister dated Trudeau in the 60's Hell if that ain't a seal of approval from the patron saint of Liberals, then I don't know.

But blessings will be revoked when the candidate abandons the party for the NDP and then fucks up Ontario during the 1990's. What are Liberals thinking?!

If Rae is voted in, the Liberals obviously aren't thinking. Yeah, Rae has experience, experience in screwing up. Please, I refuse to blame the recession! I see that as the challenge by which a leader would have conquered in their bid to earn the title of good leader.

A title Rae obviously did not earn AND in turn, tainted the reputation of the NDP's in the process.

2. Ignatieff - Oh Michael Michael. With your wacky wife, and your big mouth, you would be an entertaining leader. You had the most popular suite at the Liberal rally at the beginning of the year. He's probably the lesser of the evils, organized and steadfast are two qualities he presents. But, he's got no sparkle and shine.

3. Kennedy - Definitly the hottest of all the candidates. And, don't you know that good looks are an important factor when choosing a candidate? He believes in maintaining the unity of Canada and nay's the Harper notion that Quebec should be recognized as a nation within Canada. Justin Trudeau supports him... and we all love Trudeau! Sasha, if you're reading this, call me.

4. Some dude named Dion - Look, I don't know who he is but I think he got 16 percent support. I wish I could say more beyond he's an academic.

There you have it.
They vote tonight for a man they hope You will vote for tomorrow.
We'll see.